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Wednesday 20 October 2010

Obama Administration Caves In to Stupid.


Barack Obamas advisers have decided to prevent him from visiting the "Golden Temple" or Harmandir Sahib as it is also known in India - a nation he is visiting next month. This beautiful building is the spiritual centre of Sikhism in India, and one of the prerequisites for the presidential visit would have been Obama having to cover his head, as per course in a Sikh Temple. Why then are his aides so concerned? Well they fear that some of the voters back home might think he is a Muslim if they see him wearing a head dress. No really!

Now I most certainly am not saying that all Americans are a bit thick, but really?! I mean how fucking stupid are some of Obamas most vocal critics, you know the ones who say he was born in Kenya and is a Marxist; Radical Islamist (I mean you can obviously be both, what with them mutually incompatible) fifth columnist sleeper agent cum dark lord of the Sith, or whatever. I honestly think some of the more boneheaded teabaggers actually believe that Obama wears a big cloak and secretly meets with Osama Bin Laden telling him "you have done well my young apprentice!" You cannot meet half way with idiocy of this degree, no matter how much you think you can. To think that some people can put two and two together, and come up with a vowel. There are people who must think.

1. OBAMAS GONE TO A FOREIGN LOOKING TEMPLE WITH WEIRD NAME.

2. OBAMA IS WEARING FUNNY LOOKING HAT

3. OBAMA IS IN PLACE BROWN PEOPLE LIKE TO WORSHIP AT.

CONCLUSION = OBAMA IS A MUSLIM.

Jesus, I mean talk about being on the ball. It's just so obvious when you think about it.

I'm not being 100 percent facetious about this either. Some people are actually convinced he is a Muslim. His staff must obviously think that this stuff holds some weight, why potentially create a visible hoo hah with the Sikhs if it just half a dozen rednecks who think it. The picture of Obama above in traditional Somali elder garb when he visited rural Kenya before being president was put out as "proof" he was a Muslim (ironically the photo was believed to have been circulated from the Democrats side, by Hilary Clintons allies in the 2008 leadership elections.) and it seems to have convinced in some circles, what with all the stuff about his "Kenyan passport" and his dad being a radical Muslim (he didn't follow the religion by the time Barack was born). I mean people are saying he's a Muslim because his surname sounds like Osama; and has Hussein in it for Christ sake! All of this stuff is easily falsifiable if you do about 2 seconds of background research online. It is distressing to see that Obamas administration is starting to pander to this kind of idiocy. It is also a sad indictment of modern politics, that democracy is being so debased and reduced to the nth degree of moron. Let us remember this isn't about a contest about who wins the bloody X-factor. This is about who should be elected to be the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth, during one of the worst economic crisis since I forgot to get paid one week. That is; "IT'S SERIOUS, NOT A NAME CALLING FARCE!" It is truly, another invasion from the planet of stupid.

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