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Friday 31 December 2010

Guilty Because He Looks A Bit Weird


I have no idea if Chris Jeffries killed poor Johanna Yeates, and I am sure no one else knows exactly who did kill her (except for the killer) at the moment either. But isn't the amount of insinuation about the man from both the press and from general conversation (I overheard one woman say he must be guilty as he has a "paedophiles face". Really) really quite unsettling, way beyond what should be appropriate for the current stage of the enquiry. Apart from the controversy about him (or not) reporting Johanna leaving her flat the day she vanished, the accusations that he might have done it include:

*He is a "Peeping Tom" (well that was some blokes wifes opinion anyway. Not that the Mirror didn't let it stop them printing a "Jo suspect is "Peeping Tom" headline.)

*He has a daft hairdo

*He made former tenants wife "uncomfortable."

*He entered said flat (of which he was landlord) without asking

*He had mucky fingernails.

*He likes poems (he's an English teacher.) and got wrapped up in reading them aloud.

*He looks funny.

*He had a strange coat.

*Some of his former pupils called him "Strange Mr. Jeffries."

*Some other pupils thought he was gay on the single basis of him not being married.

*He read poems by writers who were obsessed with things like death (Also known as nearly everyone who writes poems.)


*He let out a flat (Johanna's flat) to a fellow teacher 12 years ago who was done for sexual assault of a minor years later.

*He was a bit eccentric, and people who commit murder on telly are always eccentric.

Stuff like this is not very helpful. It is way too early in the enquiry to start muck raking about a bloke who let us make this clear: - MAY NOT HAVE ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING BY THE WAY! A slightly eccentric English master at a posh school is certainly nothing new, and being "a bit strange" doesn't immediately mean you have a propensity to strangle young women to death, and all the "psycho poses" like the one above don't really change that.

Tuesday 28 December 2010

Petitions to be Debated in Parliament. A Gateway to Mob Rule, or A More Open Democracy?


This plan to allow the most popular online petitions to be debated in parliament - a Tory election manifesto pledge - has been given the go ahead by the coalition. Naturally this has unsettled some who see it as a potential road to mob rule, however the government and the reasoning behind the plan claim it is a way to reconnect with voters who feel increasingly shut out and alienated since the expenses crisis broke last year. A chance to kick start democracy and parliamentary enthusiasm to a jaded and indifferent electorate. Critics say it will end up meaning that parliament will be honour bound have to debate supporting / opposing wacky petitions such as making Jeremy Clarkson prime minister (50'000 signed that e-petition, the minimum limit proposed is double that.), or making the Jedi a recognised religion, and so forth. Or that these petitions are often rather based on the ephemeral fickle desires of the electorate. These are legitimate concerns, so we must ask; will this idea be a good or bad one?

My own personal answer to this question is yes. It will be both a good and bad thing. Mass participant democracy is so multifaceted and fickle and nebulous it can't be much else. The positives are that the plan is certainly democratic to a degree. It also has the benefit of being able to bring transparancy to the arguments of the proponents and opponents of controversial popular issues such as membership of the E.U, capital punishment and immigration (I guarantee at least one of these will be at the head of the list of stuff to be debated.) in parliament being forced to up their game and fight their corner in the public debate on these issues, raising public awareness of the pros and cons of each. Sometimes lots of people may have strong views on this kind of stuff, but little working knowledge of how these would be put in practice. Hopefully this kind of debate could give laypeople insight into how the mechanics governing a country actually works. It could also reassure an electorate that issues that may be popular talking points in the public sphere, but are seen to be "ducked" in the Commons are now being debated (though we must emphasise that they are "only" being debated and are not full blown referenda.)

Now for the downsides of the idea. Surprisingly the issue of stuff like the "Clarkson for PM" petition having to be debated is pretty minor. For one thing the criteria around the new petitions is more robust, and it would take about 5 seconds to reject it if it was put through for debate (Clarkson says he doesn't want to be PM for a start. Debate over.) There is the risk that parochialism, short term gain at the expense of long term goals and appeals to popular prejudices and xenophobia may become more prevalent. (though that may be seen as acting in the course of popular democracy) That there will be more soundbites and appealing to raw populism. Almost certainly we may see "astroturf" campaigning where petitions ostensibly started by "the grassroot public" will have bigger interest groups behind them, who can use these things to their own effects (and can call it the "will of the people"). Ditto for those right wing libertarian groups who mask their dislike of a certain form of regulation as "climate change scepticism". They will likely slow decision making and the parliamentary process, as the various debates of the pros and cons eats in to Westminster's time. I can see various back bench MP's stirring up these petitions of their own making to pursue their own eccentric obsessions (Don't be too surprised if Philip Davies tries getting a "Ban Political Correctness"* petition started. I could see Nadine Dorres doing this kind of thing as well.) And lastly they could actually make people more dejected at the state of our democracy. People may end up being a bit pissed off when their large petition that they signed; say on leaving the EU, doesn't get them the referendum (and cross channel divorce into the bargain one would presume) they were so keen on, as the Eurosceptic John Redwood explains in this blog post here . As we see the practical issues are not as clear cut we may think. Time will tell I suppose.

*Banning Political Correctness may be both fairly popular and could seem to be an easy thing to achieve. But then we remember that PC is just a vague adjective for a bunch of stuff / people / regulations some other vague group of people don't approve of. Even debating what passes as "PC" and "Non PC" could be wrangled over for ages. I'd hate to think how this would then be translated into workable laws, which could be wrangled over for even more ageser. Ditto for the inevitable calls for bans on "Elf - N -Safety", "Non Jobs" and "Worthless Degrees" How do you translate abstract terms to solid laws? Answer not very easily.

Monday 27 December 2010

Christmassy Thing


I should have posted more over the past few days but I have been sick as dog with some cold virus seemingly everyone in the North of England went down with as well. It also didn't help just spending about 36 hours of this weekend sitting there doing little more than eating Celebrations and drinking cans either. But even I managed to be shaken into some form of stunned lucidity on Christmas Day by seeing Matt Lucas blacking up on my TV screen, running around in Stanstead Airport pretending to be a female Afro Caribbean coffee shop assistant for a mockumentary on a fly on the wall look at an airport (Come Fly With Me BBC 1.). He even did the wacky Jar Jar Binks accent too. I mean actually fucking hell! Naturally this all went down like seven pounds of dog shit in a jacuzzi with critics and viewers.

Great call guys!!!

Thursday 23 December 2010

Ding Dong Merrily on High and Dry.(See what I did there?)


A few years ago I worked at a major UK supermarket, we'll codename it ASDA as that was what it was called. ASDA used to be closed only four days a year, Christmas Day; Boxing Day*; New Years Day, and Easter Sunday. Well now it seems all the major supermarkets (except our local Morrisons) are now opening on Boxing Day, so the workers have one less holiday day at Christmas, and that it sad.

Christmas serves an important function in our society. Now I am big time atheist, Jesus was no more the son of God, as Arthur Askey was. The Nativity may be as factually valid as an episode of Buck Rogers, but that doesn't mean we should just do away with it. Now I'm a cynical misanthrope who lives in a dirty bin lid and swears incoherently at passers by, and even I manage to capture some of the Christmas spirit, you'd have to either be very miserable or currently Tyrone of Coronation Street not to even let a little of the festive spirit rub off. A good natured affirmative group celebration like Christmas is good for us all, a time to realise life isn't all work and practical stuff, that human existence should be life affirming. And getting presents is a bonus too! In short Christmas is everything the ultra free market isn't.

A young woman on Facebook has fallen foul of this extra opening day. And she was understandably put out. It just seems wrong opening the supermarkets on Boxing day, and you got that sense from her comments. I mean come on! Will these mega companies really go bust if they allow their staff (who often have young families, who are now deprived of the company a loved one at Christmas) two days off at Christmas. This is precisely what bugs me about ultra free market advocates (who incidentally often seem pretty protected from the arse end of this kind of society.) reasoning. It may generate wealth**, but it doesn't generate human wealth so to speak. These aren't inanimate units of production, but human workers with desires and lives and families, and a desire for emotional comforts and the comforts of home and hearth and whatever.*** That is perhaps why I have a soft spot for Christmas. It stands as a long standing bulwark against the free market fundamentalism that may have made us richer but not happier. But will the day itself come under threat? I have heard (but have no verification) that some US superstores do open for a few hours on the 25th now. Bugger.


*Pretty much every year I was there there were rumours that this was the year they'd take the plunge and open Boxing Day.

**No I'm not a communist by the way. The free market has its uses, but should not be a societal end in itself. To quote David Starkey "It remains true as always, people are motivated by more than just market forces."

** It has been argued that some people are so lonely at Christmas that they would welcome them all being open on the day as they would at least have a shop assistant to speak to that day. This always breaks my bloody heart when I hear it. Perhaps we should try to change the factors that allow people to become this cut off as an all year round project, rather than making it a reason to open stores on Christmas Day.

Tuesday 21 December 2010

Information for the New Year, and Transporting Stuff that Was Supposed to be on this Blog to a New One.

I did say a few weeks ago that I would be doing some reviews of several episodes of Sci Fi shows on this blog. However I just don't feel that they "fit" in here somehow. They seem out of place on a broad brush blog that devotes most of the time to currant affairs, popular pseudoscience and taking the piss out of the Daily Mail (all indeed enjoyable pastimes I might add.) I don't know where they fit in on here overall. Now I did say when I started that stuff like that would be put up, but it hasn't really happened. But then again I was just making this whole thing up on the fly, and most of the stuff I still put up is largely spur of the moment stuff that happens to tickle my fancy at a given moment. However the desire to review the episodes of a few sci fi shows close to my heart has never left me, and indeed in 2007 I had some bare bones reviews of the Star Trek spin off Deep Space 9 put to paper, as it was being shown on syndication on Virgin 1 (Channel 1 as it is now known) at the time. Indeed taking a leaf out of the expansion of Chuck Sonnenburgs superb SFDebris reviews to blip TV has spurned me on even more. There is a lot of personal enjoyment for me in mulling over shows that ran through my formative years. So I have decided to put them all together on a separate blog I intend to start up some time in the new year. It makes more sense that way, and not just on a blog seemingly established to picking holes in Peter Hitchens opinion pieces. After all there is no rule to say you can't have more than one blog on the go.

So the shows I intend to review will probably start with Star Trek Deep Space Nine (Seasons 1 to 7 concurrently in viewing order), then the Trek Movies, and Babylon 5 after that. After that, who knows? It's a lot of telly for sure. But I think something like that needs a separate, more specialist blog altogether. I'll start setting notes up at Crimbo, and put the details up on here before everyone is too pissed to be physically capable of reading anything at all as New Years Eve kicks in to gear.

Happy Days.

Sunday 19 December 2010

Peter Hitchens Accuses Mathew Parris of Misrepresenting His Veiws, And then Does Just That to Bob Ainsworth.


Peter Hitchens has got into a bit of a right old ding dong with Matthew Parris over him apparently misrepresenting his views on homosexuality on some debate they had. He has used his blog and column to continually call on Parris to apologise to him in a very public manner. It has the ring of a bit of a creepy spurned lover [on Hitchens part] being a bit weird and obsessive to their former partner. I half expect Matthew Parris to write to Peter telling him to back off and get over it. Something like:

Dear Peter

I know you got hurt and all, nut please man get some perspective. I also know that you have been breaking into my house when I am at work at the Times, I know that you are upset and all but please stop rifling through my draws and trying on all my underpants. That's crossing the line old boy. Take a holiday, Fallaraki is cracking this time of year. Eric Pickles got so pissed last year he tried to have a fight with a fruit machine and then fell asleep on the main road, pissed himself as well, it was proper funny! You'd love it you old rum cove!

Kind Regards my old mucker

Matt.

To be fair having what you said being misrepresented is not nice. I could see how he would be put out by it. So I'm sure that Britain's most supreme arbitrator of right and wrong in the entire world would never misrepresent the views of someone else, after he was peeved that it may have happened to him?

Er no:

Hitchens is cheesed off at Bob Ainsworth for calling for the legalisation of drugs. Now on its own that isn't exactly a big shock, Hitchens is very anti drugs legalisation of any kind. Now that in itself isn't a crime. Drugs is a hot political potato, as a polemic columnist he has the right to proclaim his view on how drugs should be handled, indeed he wouldn't be dong his job otherwise. It is how he attacks Bob Ainsworth that I feel is unfair:

"But they will earn him the curses of parents whose children’s lives have been – or are yet to be – ruined by drugs, and of a society which will find out too late what it is like to live in a state where pleasure and self-stupefaction have driven out self-discipline and the work ethic.
What, you may wonder, leads a middle-aged white-collar trade unionist into the wacky world of drug legalisation?


(You're a fucking journalist, find out by reading what he said then.)

I have no idea. Was it something they discussed during those meetings of the International Marxist Group that Mr Ainsworth once attended? Or is the moustache a giveaway?

Like so many of his age group, did Mr Ainsworth see the 1967 release of Sergeant Pepper – and the druggies’ anthem A Day In The Life – as a seminal moment in the cultural revolution?
Does he imagine himself sitting among the Fab Four, suspended above reality atop a sweet-smelling cloud? It would explain a lot."


In light of what is said by this article, and that saying a mans moustache means he must be an evil communist usurper is the most stupid thing ever committed to a blog in history - this seems like an unfair assessment of Ainsworths comments and why he supports legalisation. When you hear about the appalling violence in Mexico that is down to fighting the war on drugs, and the successes in Portugal which has taken a much more liberal approach to policing drugs, then he is absolutely bang on to put the case for liberalising the drugs laws (aren't politicians accused of all sounding alike anyway?). Hitchens wants to portray the pro legalisation lobby as a bunch of selfish hedonists who want to legalise drugs so they can sit on a beach spliffed up at 4 in the morning, discovering the most profound existential answers by staring for a long time at a deck chair. Might some people actually come round to thinking that prohibition is actually causing more harm than the drugs they are supposed to stop? Saying that Ainsworth wants either a stupefied population, or wants to legalise them to smoke pot and pretend to smoking a spliff with the Beatles on cloud is dare I say it;- misrepresenting what he actually said. And we all know that is bad, especially if you are demanding an apology from someone you said did just that to you.

Friday 17 December 2010

The "Teach Both Sides" Paradox on Climate Change, Darwinism Et Al, In a Nutshell

Professor Brian Cox off D-Ream highlighted the dual paradox that faces hot scientific potatoes such as climate change or evolution, where the mainstream scientific consensus of experts points extremely heavily in favour of both, but popular layman consensus can be divided and highly contentious, often flying in the face of the experts view. The problem is twofold, firstly in the interests of "balance", media orientated directors or journalists / editors will "promote" the other side either they think that showing both sides of the story is the fair and just thing to do, or plainly out of a spirit of contrarian irreverence to piss off the "establishment". This route is not a solid way to take into account that one of the sides could plainly have got the facts wrong. The second is more controversial. If say climate change proponents point out that the "deniers" don't have a leg to stand on, and have dodgy evidence, and thus have no scientific or factual basis to claim equivalence and equal air time, well they end up looking like they do have something to hide, at least to those laypersons looking at the issues. What are they so afraid about in debating the issues? Unfortunately not seeing the vigorous academic scrutiny and peer review that became the scientific consensus that gets put out. That is why we end up with public scepticism being much higher than those of qualified climate scientists. (75 percent in the UK think AGW is happening. 97% of scientists think the same, and every scientific body of international and national stature.)


This paradox is summed up superbly (but unintentionally) in a blog article by Alex Singleton, a journo from the Telegraph, not a paper to deny airspace to a AGW denier - about an e-mail circulated at Fox News about putting out "both" sides of the AGW debate

"From: Sammon, Bill Sent: Tue Dec 08 12:49:51 2009Subject:

Given the controversy over the veracity of climate change data……we should refrain from asserting that the planet has warmed (or cooled) in any given period without IMMEDIATELY pointing out that such theories are based upon data that critics have called into question. It is not our place as journalists to assert such notions as facts, especially as this debate intensifies."

Ostensibly this e-mail sounds pretty reasonable, and I can see why Alex Singleton may think that this is a good approach to take in regards to climate change. However, and this was Proffessor Cox's point. Although Bills attitude towards the role of journalism may be admirable and well intentioned in regards to something like the scientific consensus of climate change, it doesn't really fit the approach to take on scientific issues that have been researched. I have no problem with them saying that some do criticise and disagree with the consensus on AGW, but they are not saying how much criticism there is, and how is a very small minority, mostly composed of laypeople and has no real standing at all in the harsh world of scientific peer review and evidence based research. That is the point Cox said, this outlook to scientific reporting may seem fair, but it is giving pseudoscience airtime that is totally unwarranted from a research sense.

Singleton then brings up a point that highlights an important gap in the often humanities based background of journalists, and the research work of science:

"wonder if the journalists writing attacks on Fox realise that these sort of advisory emails are frequently sent around the staff of Left-wing establishments, declaring that “ethnic minorities” must henceforth be called “minority ethnics” and that no one may be labeled a “gypsy”. Anyway, do take a look at the email, and you will see the absurdity of the criticism:"

There is an important distinction between this example and the climate change e-mail. The former is about appealing to sensibilities and not hurting peoples feelings. It is a subjective thing, you can't really quantify it or measure it. It is essentially a matter of opinion. The latter is about a subject that is researchable and researched, a tangible scientific phenomena, and is subject to evidence based research, almost all confirming AGW is real. I think some journalists like Singleton are so used to the opinion piece and the polemic, they seem to think that science works like their world. That they all meet up in the "Science Establishment" once a year and create a "bible of science" in their little society. He backs my suspicion up with:

"It sounds to me as if Fox News is making a conscious effort, if I may use their catchphrase, to be fair and balanced. What a pity that the Left, like fanatical fundamentalists, regard global warming as such a sacred doctrine that they cannot permit anyone anywhere to criticise it."

See he sees it as "doctrine" and "left wing". That AGW research consists of nothing much more than a bunch of Guardian readers in the North Pole or whatever. And thus why popular reporting of science is in such a dismal state. I don't want to shut AGW deniers up, or send them to prison. But I don't think they should get away without the public being told that there is almost nothing to their claims. That not all counter claims are as valid when you research them. In practice we all do this anyway, when David Icke said he was the son of God he got laughed at. Why? Because even without the benefit of objecive analysis (though you are welcome to try) we knew that the ratio of he is Jesus, to he's nuts was 0.00001 : 99.9999. Likewise for all Singleton may talk about fairness, does the Torygraph give ample credence to the claims 9/11 was an inside job. Ditto, it's barmy.

No-one is saying AGW deniers should be silenced, but they should be judged by the veracity and accuracy of their claims, which don't stand up too well. That isn't an attack on free speech.

Tuesday 14 December 2010

The Mail Likes to Condemn the Moral Depravity of Todays Society, But then they Also Like to Show Images of Nubile Young Women . But Which is Worser?

The Mail likes to seize on any occasion to show how today's society is going squarely down the bumcrust foetid pan of Lucifers disgusting spiritual lavatory, so it is unsurprising they have got on their high horse about Rihanna and Christina Aguillera doing the following sort of routine on the X - Factor finale



However they also know that a large portion of their readership are retired lower middle class slightly bored men who have a bit too much time on their hands as well. So they have to get around the double standard of being both morally outraged at these brazen hussys baring their bums (and nice ones they are too. Sorry getting off track there) and bappage on a pre watershed show, but at the same time do a double paged splash of totty for the boys without calling it page 3 stuff. So we get this hilarious "warning" accompanying the pictures about why they were obliged to print them which highlights the Mails hilarious hypocrisy and the often fine line between disapproval and titillation there is around this sort of thing.

"WE APOLOGISE TO READERS BUT YOU HAVE TO SEE THESE PICTURES TO UNDERSTAND THE FURY THEY'VE STIRRED."

Superb!

It's obvious that just writing "Some people were upset that half a dozen young nubile women with not very much on bent over some chairs, and performed suggestive poses on a pre - watershed programme" would never be sufficient to describe what happened. That only by showing the photos could a retired prison officer from Formby work up enough moral outrage to go in the back room and let off steam by having a w.... er... no I mean by writing a strongly worded letter to Simon Cowell.

Probably best to leave it there!! "Have to see these pictures" my arse. Or Christinas or Rihannas.

Saturday 11 December 2010

Was Frankie Boyle Out of Line About Harvey Price Yes. Should Channel Four Censor Him No.


Frankie Boyle is in serious danger of becoming a parody of his original self. His once scathing wit seems to be rapidly descending into just saying anything as "controversial" as he can think of just to generate as much shock value in his act as humanly possible. If there is any greater satirical or ironic context than the superficial gratuitous shock value on offer in his current stand up routines then it is hard to detect. Boyle runs the very real risk of becoming a crude caricature of his currant persona and running his career smack bang into a solid dead end. His latest act has got him into hot water with Katie Price (AKA Jordon.) who is understandably pretty pissed off with Boyle as he had the following to say about her disabled son Harvey in his C4 show:


"Jordan and Peter [Andre] are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey – eventually one of them will lose and have to keep him."

He then promptly turns it up to 11 when he says:

"I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter – she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from f***ing her"

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Understandably this has become a talking point about what should be deemed as acceptable material for a stand up to include in his act. Are some topics just to hot for the microphone? Should stand ups face censure for controversial comments about minorities such as disabled children? The question becomes even more pressing when after Jordan complained to C4 with the threat of legal action, Ofcom announced they intend to pursue the complaint with an official investigation. This does raise the age old question, does free speech have taboos that should never be broken? And the additional question should Boyle be censured or even punished by law for what he said?

My own opinion on his comments is that they are unpleasant, they are a cheap attempt to push the boundaries just to get a shock horror response without any greater context or subtext to the routine in question. It is the stand up equivalent of running into a supermarket, grabbing the Tanney and shouting "fuck c**ty bollocks" at the top of your voice. Not exactly highbrow humour. Now I might not have much time for gratuitous shock humour, but that is only my personal taste, and people are free to laugh at this kind of stuff, or incorporate it into their act if they want to. However there is one important factor with the choice of target that shouldn't be overlooked. It has been argued that Jordan takes every opportunity available to stick her and her lovers, and her kids in front of the cameras, and she should take the flack for this, and that if she is willing to indulge in the light of publicity she should be able to take the flack that comes with it, thus Boyle was in effect doing just that. But Harvey has no say in what his mum does, nor will he ever be physically able to have a say in the future. Nor was it a social commentary on Jordon being a screen whore as C4 tried to make it out as. And lastly it wasn't even that funny, so it's not a case of really crude stuff being passable on the virtue of it being a good joke.

But the argument for banning Boyle, and indeed other comedians from telling jokes about taboo issues is another argument all together. When you start laying out what people can and can't say (short of slander, incitement to violence etc.) well you are on a road to pretty murky territory. Freedom of speech is one of the greatest gifts we have in our society, and I don't mean the sort of freedom of speech until someone says something I don't like variety that seems popular. So no he shouldn't be censored or threatened with legal action, nor does taboo subjects not have a place in comedy because people are a bit iffy with the subject. Some of the greatest satire such as the Brass Eye paedophilia special and Jerry Springer the Opera used extremely controversial issues to satirise the often double standards society has towards these issues, a context that Christian Voice and the Daily Mail writers appear to have missed at the time. But I'm afraid Frankie cocked up a bit by making lousy jokes about a disabled kid who can't fight back just to "edgy", and he is rightfully getting flack for it. Just because you can say a thing (and I emphasise he shouldn't be banned from telling jokes) doesn't mean you should do it. You might want to have a barney at your girlfriend, but would you do it her grans funeral? So in a nutshell he made some badly thought out comments, made a prick of himself and actually succeeded in making me sympathetic to Katie Price for once. But if he was prosecuted for what he said, then I'd be the first supporting this foul mouthed Proclaimers lookalike. Ah well.

Tuesday 7 December 2010

My Thoughts On Corries 50th Anniversary Tram Crash Explosion


The 50th anniversary of Corrie has lead to the writers to commemorate the occasion by attempting to do what is known in filmmaking jargon as an attempt at "Jumping the Shark", and to give them credit they pulled it off pretty well. I mean it's not like these people are accustomed to filming "Die Hard" for a living, but that aside, the Corrie Tram crash over Leanne and Peters bar (I've forgotten what it's called and can't be arsed googling it.) was pulled off pretty well I think, and that got me thinking. This scene cost about one million pounds to film, that is equivalent to about under a minutes film time of "Avatar" and "Revenge of the Sith", but it was more exciting than any scene in those films. A magic tree falling down in Alpha Centauri and a lightsaber duel on a volcanic world were outdone by a pub with dodgy gas fittings blowing up, and a fake tram landing in a pretend paper shop in a studio in a city in the North. I would well imagine that both George Lucas and James Cameron would have spent ten times as much on a scene like this with the resources they have. They would have set up all the right camera angles for optimum viewing position for the audience. Spent months setting up CGI shots and hired trained stunt men to do the leap on the ground as the concussion from the explosion hits them. It would have been choreographed, crisp, too perfect. And that is the problem with some of these big budget films. The Corrie scenes were done on as lower budget, with less sophisticated technology, but it seemed more real. There was real rubble and fire and chaos. It was more arbitrary with the demands on time and budget constraints (and it was also an outdoor location shoot -well the scenes inside the wreckage aren't, - which brings up other problems), it was in short more realistic and exciting, as that is what these sorts of things are in real life, chaotic and out of the blue, messy. It felt real as nothing on Avatar or the Star Wars prequels, which sprung from the binary code of a graphics program did. As Red Letter Media accurately said, a little bit of the magic was lost when CGI overkill came into play. It's all a bit too clean and perfect to be plausible.

A good example of my theory that less can sometimes be more was in another soap "Emmerdale". They jumped the shark with a plane crash, but because of the low budget they could show little of the actual event. The explosion was seen in the reflection of a car window, and a burning line torch dangled off the side of an unseen filming truck was supposed to be one of the burning wings of the doomed airliner landing on the road into the village, and that worked surprisingly well. In reality something like that would be totally out of the blue, a totally surreal experience of a rain of fire descending on the hapless village arbitrarily raining carnage from above. If Emmerdale had had 20 million to do that scene and today's FX tech, I don't think they could have matched the simple effectiveness of those scenes.

As with a lot of Corrie it is the little things in the script, and the high standard of writing that makes the episode. It looks like goodnight Vienna for Sunita, I defy anyone to have remained stiff lipped when Dev broke down with guilt admitting she wouldn't have been in the shop at all if he hadn't made her work a shift instead of going to the hen do. Or how they are prolonging the suspense by having them trapped under all that very unstable rubble that I have a feeling will not be standing for much longer. It's guesswork figuring out the other two may be who have a one way ticket to soap heaven. Or a clever scene when they are so wrapped up with the main explosion, they don't realise a surrounding house is on well alight until they feel the heat from the window, who else is unnaccounted for?

It's pretty exciting stuff I know that.

Sunday 5 December 2010

Martin Durkin VS Brian Cox (That Science Bloke From D-Rream)


Martin Durkin isn't a happy bunny. The physicist professor Brian Cox from D -Ream did a lecture on the BBC about the role of television programmes in promoting science, and in relation to this - how television documentaries presented by both scientists and documentary makers handle contentious scientific issues. I won't summarise too much on what he says as the entire 40 minute lecture can be found on this link. (The specific bit containing the furore I mention and Durkins documentary are in the second part, but I recommend watching all of it, it is a very concise and thoughtful look at how TV and science should be handled.) Cox explains the tendency of TV and journalism to provide "balance" on contentious scientific issues, which can lead to the elevation of junk science as somehow equivalent to the rigorously scrutinised scientific consensus in the eyes of the lay public. How a polemical "maverick" can pass flat earth science as somehow fact based in evidence based research, when it is largely opinion from unsolicited sources. Cox is obviously troubled by how increased "vetting" of sources and the veracity of the material may be seen as some kind of censorship which could harm the reputation of science. It is certainly not the case that Cox is advocating himself as some latter day inquisitor ready to silence a latter day Galileo for pissing around with his heavy balls off a steeple tower as James Delingpole and Martin Durkin may have you believe, as they blow hard on their toy trumpets.

Durkin is upset because Cox showed an excerpt of his documentary as the kind of "bollocks" that he was on about. That it may be seen as a factual piece and not as a hypothetical piece of "polemical cack" that may be a more accurate moniker. (To be fair Cox doesn't directly say it is the latter) Durkin then responded with a rebuttal he christened "Big Daft Cox" which really sums up the childish and petulant name calling Durkin seems so fond of (1).

Durkin, like Dellingpole is not averse to resorting to passive aggressive abuse of someone who has the temerity of questioning the validity of the climate change deniers science, he even gets a Godwins in early as well. (which the deniers never hesitate to point out is one of the cardinal sins of the "warmists", on every fucking occasion.) Guys if you are going to put your heads above the parapet expect some "critical" feedback. No-one should be afraid of critical analysis if they are as certain as they say they are. The response uses the typical tricks of the pseudo science trade.

"This year’s BBC Huw Wheldon lecture was delivered by pop star and celebrity-physicist Brian Cox, who was telling us how science should be reported on television.

Brian looks like a rebel. One of the kids. He has long hair and wears a T-shirt under his jacket. But appearances can deceive. I’ve met countless grungy greens who are every bit as censorious and freedom-hating as the most well-ironed Nazi."

The taking stuff out of context swiftly follows.

And, as it turns out, Brian is about as rebellious as Captain Mainwaring. He says it’s the job of documentary makers to relay to the public science which has been approved by the scientific establishment.

He didn't say that. He said scientists doing these documentaries should point out that the currant body of scientific evidence backs up their claims, and that laymen polemics, or the people responsible for these documentaries should be honest in saying "look this is just my opinion", or "there is no peer reviewed evidence to support these claims." He does not say that polemic pieces don't have a place, and for that matter neither do I.

"The logic of his descent into censorship went like this (it so often does): Science is really important – just look at the need to combat global warming. Government funding is therefore vital. And television ‘has a big responsibility to get the science right’."

Combating a potentially serious threat to the climatic welfare of the human homeworld is sort of a big deal. I know that Delingpole and Durkin think they are being all rebellious and clever by defying the "madness of the crowd", but based on what? Climate change scepticism is growing, leaders seem more inclined to go with that sentiment as well. They better be right about their "campaign for truth" or their may be serious consequences for society.

"He admits that his argument ‘does sound rather authoritarian’ and asks himself blithely towards the end, ‘Have I been led to an Orwellian conclusion? … I don’t know.’"

Well no. He never says stuff like "Swindle" should be banned. Just that the viewing public have a right to know that documentaries like Durkin's was counter to the rigorously scrutinised scientific consensus (which I must emphasise is NOT the same thing as conventional wisdom) that currently exists on the subject. That his views were his own and not based on peer reviewed scientific sources. I don't see this as any less dictatorial as product manufacturing guidelines being made to publish accurate data about their product, and what in reality it is or isn't.

Durkin really starts firing on all cylinders now.

"His special worry is global warming. The problem appears to be this. Lots of people don’t believe it. Despite the fact that there is almost total acceptance of this ridiculous theory in the media, many ordinary people just don’t buy it."

Firstly it wasn't exclusively about climate change. Secondly, yes there are lots of people who don't believe it. Many ordinary people (who don't have advanced degrees in climatology I might add.) don't buy it . But nearly every scientist in the field does!! People are of course free to believe what they want. However I think people deserve the right to have the objective evidence for and against presented to them, with transparency in the veracity of varying claims on a contentious topic. I do think we have an odd situation going on here when there is such a discrepancy in the views of the lay public and the scientific observations.

"So if some scoundrel (like me) pops up and says the science behind this garbage is bunkum, the scientific establishment – Cox & Co – become furious."

Rule number three of a climate change denier. Play the "voice in the wilderness" taking on the "establishment" card. Cox wasn't ranting like a loony anyway. If you are going to espouse a view that flies in the face of decades of painstaking research, and call it bullshit, expect a "robust" response!

"And I know to my cost what it’s like when they turn on you."

Yeah they pay you lots of cash to look at big skyscrapers in Hong Kong on a boat, and look wistfully at the Angel of the North. (2)

Durkin now turns his fire on the peer review process that is designed to ensure that a paper is rigorously scrutinised before being published in a respectable scientific journal.

"Peer review happens when an article is submitted for publication to a science journal. The editor doesn’t know whether the author is talking out of his hat or not, so he sends it out to other scientists working in the same field to (anonymously) pick holes in it. If the others say it’s fine he’ll print it. If not, he doesn’t.

"Peer review is at best imperfect. At worst it’s a rather nasty form of censorship within the scientific community. Good papers are frequently rejected. Rubbish is often printed."

Oh Martin! Where to start. The editor may know about the topic for a start, at the very least they may have a background knowledge of science (does tend to help if you edit a scientific journal). Secondly anonymity helps guarantee a fairer environment for scientists to lay into a paper, and not to cause fall out by either knowing the author or each other. Thirdly the editors don't just either bin or print. They can say that the author must perhaps cite one source as conjecture, or remove a dubious source prior to publication. Or rewrite the article to a higher standard and print it at a later date.

Peer review is obviously imperfect, all systems designed by man are. But I challenge Durkin to come up with a better alternative.

The fourth canard of the climate change denier is the "It's all a conspiracy to set up a new socialist world order" argument. Hence he starts to claim:

"Their reputations have been built on certain theories (like global warming). Their grant funding depends on the wide acceptance of these theories."

"Cox and his chums in the scientific establishment love to portray themselves as simple well-meaning scientific folk. But as anyone who has experienced the wrath of the scientific establishment will attest, it’s a significant political force, bullying politicians and beating up critics."

"But science is incredibly political. Whole careers are built on, and the funding of entire institutions depend on certain ‘scientific truths’, or as they should be called, ‘funding excuses’."

"Global warming isn’t just the best funding wheeze they’ve hit upon since the Cold War."

This claim that it is all some big con dreamt up by the "establishment" (3) to tax the schmucks like us never makes much sense to me. For a start it hasn't worked. If as they say; it was all a big conspiracy - did no legally binding treaty get formed at Copenhagen by the socialist brotherhood or whoever? Shouldn't they run with it? Secondly the modern scientific method doesn't work that way, and is much more adept at spotting woo than in the past. Popular climate change studies have been around for a few decades, if the ACC theory had been as riddled with holes as the skeptics claim, it wouldn't have survived long enough to become as "orthodox" as it is. A sort of survival of the fittest of ideas occurs. Intense scrutiny would have rendered it to the wastebin of bad ideas about 25 years ago. Finally as a tool to "scare" the public into punitive taxation it is a lousy scaremongering one. Politicians have used flat earth tales to bullshit the masses, but they have two major things that allow them to be used to this effect that AGW doesn't. Number one they appeal to popular prejudice and misconceptions, and number two; they are abstract and objectively hard to prove. Methods to combat AGW far from appealing to popular sentiment are often inconvenient and unpopular such as increasing the cost of flying and petrol. And AGW can be studied and researched, it is tangible, not some abstract subjective threat.

The debate about man made climate change may seem to be a scientific spat, it is not. It is politically motivated. If you listen to a denier for long enough, the real reason they oppose the ACC theory eventually comes out:

"What’s more, the political views of scientists are inevitably, profoundly coloured by their almost complete reliance on big state funding. Predictably, most of them have the trite anti-capitalist worldview that almost always go with it."

" It’s also a repository for all the green, middle class anti-capitalist prejudices which are part and parcel of the Western intellectual worldview."

Is it unsurprising that both Durkin and Dlingpole class themselves as neo-liberal libertarians? The anti-ACC movement is highly ideologically motivated, so don't think ill of me when I consider them a tad hypocritical to sneer at the majority of scientists who do support the ACC theory as valid, as only motivated by politics and special interest. Perhaps some do actually value objective research even if it doesn't fit in with their world view.

(1). Durkin reputedly fell out with a geneticist who criticised the material in "Swindle" and called him "A big daft cock" So the title of the riposte is quite ironic.

(2). See this post on the "Trillion Pound Horror Story."

(3). "Establishment" is a conspiracy theorist buzzword. You don't have to split hairs about who is part of the nebulous "establishment", it sounds all X-Files, and it protects you from being sued for libel if you name names.

Thursday 2 December 2010

Turn the Grinchometer Up to 11. I'm Pretty Glad Ivan Got the Beautiful Game.

I really am a kind of the Grinch of sport. I loathe it, I hate it, I want to kick it's athletic face in. I won't humour it, or lamely try (and fail) to get in the sporting spirit with stuff like the world cup. I want to pop all the footballs, burn the cricket bats, single handedly vomit the entire worlds supply of the sporty energy drinks into a big hole that leads directly to the very bowels of the Earth itself. Sport; and footy in particular is rubbish, and that's all there is too it! I am so averse to the cult of football, that I may actually end up living in a hermits cave on a hill, where those children who wear football kits at the beginning of matches will point and sing mocking songs about the miserable and weird creature who resides there every at every World Cup event with only his despair at the whole vacuous awfulness of footy mania as his only companion. So with that cheery assessment out of the way, it is not entirely unsurprising that I'm not beating my own bare back with a big heavy chain in some archaic grief ritual at the news of Russia winning the bid to host the 2018 World Cup.

Nothing hammered home to me the extent to which footymania had established it's iron foothold on the heart of the nation was when I took a walk around my neighbourhood on the day of the game that England were ejected from this years World Cup. I was quite literally the only person on the streets when that match was broadcast. This was a glorious summer Sunday afternoon, not a cloud in the sky and there was just me. It was then I realised just how much on the periphery of British society militant footy loathers like myself are during this event. Most non footy fans seem to make their deal with the soccer devil, or at least pay lip service to the event. I might like to think I was flouting convention by sticking to my anti soccer credentials, but trust me there was no-one paying any notice, the beautiful game takes custodian of most souls in the end. You are truly on your own during the World Cup. It was like being a survivor in 28 days later, but with less death and suburban zombies obviously.


This is just the kind of mania that grips the nation during a World Cup occurring overseas. Imagine one over here? There would literally be no escape. I would be a cornered lamb with a dodgy hind leg trying to evade a pack of growling wolves who hadn't had a square meal for a good while - totally screwed. I would have had to have entombed myself in a concrete bunker, cut off from all outside contact lest I go completely insane from overexposure. So as unpatriotic and mean spirited as it may sound, I am glad Russia is hosting it. They are welcome to have it as far as I am concerned. I know that there is going to be some major league corruption and backhanders going on behind the scenes whilst all this is going on. I also know that if the stadia aren't finished on time, the foreman won't just get a hostile Sun article as he may here, but will likely have a nuclear submarine sent round to his house as incentive to tighten the pace of construction a bit. But you know, there we are, it's a cruel world. That may sound like mean sentiment, but what would you expect from the Grinch?

Tuesday 30 November 2010

I Hate Bloody Snow


A few people on Facebook et al have been quite pleased that we have had these recent snow falls, and to cut a long and not particularly interesting story short - I'm not one of them. Snow may provide an appropriate background feature to a Quality Street tin, but in reality it is cold depressing and a bit shit. Bing may have dreamed of a White Christmas, but he can keep them as far as I'm concerned. So in a sort of spin on that idiotic Taxpayers Alliance rant about buses, I too explain in explicit detail why this hydrological spawn of Satan gets on my chilly wick so much.

I hate snow because it is cold, and I don't do cold. I hate snow cause it happens in winter, and I don't do winter either. I hate snow because of the damned inconvenience it causes. I have to spend ages in the freezing cold shoveling a clear path to get my car off the drive, something I can accomplish in 7 seconds in clement weather. I don't want to feel like an inmate of the gulag (there's a reason Stalin sent his enemies there) to perform a simple task. I hate snow because it turns the humble pavement into a constant hazard, always on the knife edge of setting up a pedestrian for a nasty fall. I hate snow because it turns the road into a H2O minefield that can sneak up and remove the drivers control of the car without much warning. I hate snow as it is the nomme de guerre of the man who brought us the preposterous 1993 song "Informer" (the "I lick your bum bum now" song), and no word should yield the power to summon that tune to memory. I hate snow because it gives some people an excuse to say "it's character building" when everything gets buggered up and grinds to a halt, it's not character building, it's just fucking annoying. I hate snow because people send in those stupid pictures of bleak snowy vistas in the Peak District to North West Tonight, and Gordon Burns has to pretend to care about them. I hate snow because we have to have a news article on telly with a reporter standing outside a salt depot, and salt depots are boring. I hate snow because snow is ice, and lots of ice is an iceberg, and an iceberg sank the Titanic, so snow is actually evil. I hate snow because it can be turned into snowballs, and snowballs lead to snowball fights and those rock hard compressed snowballs that feel like a small moon has smashed into your face when it makes contact with your reddened ice parched bonce on the school grounds of yesteryear.

So there you go. Jack Frost fuck you, screw you you climate altering made up brother of David Frost.

Friday 26 November 2010

The Daily Express Get Britain Out Of the EU Crusade.

The Daily Express has gone where the Sun and Mail have yet to tread, and openly called for Britain to leave the E.U completely in one of its daft "crusades" that it comes out with. I'd imagine this "crusade" was cooked up by Dirty Des and Nigel Farage over a pint somewhere. Desmond probably reckoned an anti - Europe theme would appeal to the readership, though how long this crusade lasts will remain to be seen. These things in the Express tend to last as long as the jaded people writing it can be bothered to keep them going. Though it seems that the Express is pretty keen on this one, so keen that they even made up a fake statistic for the front page (The Eurosceptic Dan Hannon says the figure is roughly 55% want out, which sounds much more accurate.) Whether this is the start of the deliberate demise of a paper with declining readers, that is sent out to die vocally, becoming a single issue lobbying piece for it's proprietor is any ones guess. The paper interviewed a few random members of the public about whether they agreed with the Expresses stance (though it is not that clear how they came to the 99% figure), the responses given showed that those interviewed knew as much about the EU as I know about the TV show Ugly Betty (AKA fuck all), which is a bit worrying if ever the call for a referendum ever came up. Everyone seems to have strong opinions about it but do they really know all that much about it? I have to wonder whether there is a strong vein of practical opposition to the EU or is there a strong seam of possible xenophobia in the UK towards the continent. Not the best basis to oppose it. I would be genuinely interested to see how the Express readers would rate their reasons for wanting to leave the EU (of course the ones who do take that view.) in order of what they were most hacked off about. A list of stuff like:

1. THEY'D RATHER WE WERE IN NAFTA

2. THE EUROPE OF COMPETING, EXCLUSIVE NATION STATES LEADS TO BETTER AND MORE PRACTICAL GOVERNANCE
.

3. THE E.U IS TOO PROTECTIONIST, TOO SOCIALLY DEMOCRATIC, AND TOO INTRUSIVE ON NATIONAL SOVEREIGNTY.

4. THE C.A.P IS THE STUPIDEST POLICY EVER INVENTED BY A HUMAN BEING.

5. HERMAN VAN ROMPOY LOOKS A BIT WEIRD.

6. I'M INCREDIBLY NOSTALGIC FOR A TIME WHEN YOU COULD BUY ELECTRICAL GOODS WITHOUT A PLUG FITTED.

7. THESE PEOPLE MADE WELSH AN OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF THE E.U. WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT?

8. BENDY BANANAS. NUFF SAID

9. I DON'T LIKE FOREIGNERS STICKING THEIR NOSE IN JOHN BULLS AMPLE GIRTH.

10. THE E.U INVENTED YOOMAN RIGHTS. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, DO-GOODERY AND LESBIAN GYPSY OUTREACH WORKERS, OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT BARRY DOWN THE PUB SAYS.

11. IT HAS FRENCH AND GERMANS IN IT.

My own hunch is that the ones at the bottom of the list will be the top of many a Express readers concern list. My own response to whether Britain's membership of the EU is a good thing or a bad thing is -depends on who you are. It really only affects people like me indirectly. If I was a big ultra free market proponent then I'd probably not like it too much. The other main anti-EU argument about the sovereignty issue, is a little exaggerated. I mean some of the talk about how the EU is trying to take over Britain when we have one of the largest and most powerful economies, and the largest military force of all the members, I'd like to see how they could seriously threaten us as much as some say. I'm sorry to say that a lot of anti EU sentiment seems largely down to a lot of Little England insularity, a purely emotional reaction that is not based on any practical objections. To quote Johann Hari:
"I find it hard to believe Eurosceptics when they say they are genuinely concerned about the erosion of national sovereignty, rather than dislike of Europeans. If they were really worried about sovereignty, surely they would occasionally complain about the fact that foreign multinationals have bullied sovereign British governments into whittling corporation tax and workers' rights to almost nothing.

Or they would complain that large parts of Britain's sovereign army - including its nuclear weapons - cannot be used without American authorisation. Or that large parts of our incredibly powerful media are accountable to foreign billionaires who shamelessly use their newspapers to pursue their own business interests rather than Britain's (or - wild idea! - a human rights agenda).

In fact, the totally independent nation state - which is so selectively fetishised by Eurosceptics - was always a myth. Nation states deal with the world as they find it, with all sorts of messy bargains and ad- hoc pooling of sovereignty."

I think that really sums it up very well. Pulling out of Europe - and I think a referendum could be easily possible, Cameron will have to face his Eurosceptic MP's one day, who knows after the Lib Dems are out of the scene next election? - is a BIG deal and not to be taken lightly. The case has to be put before us all, rational arguments for or against (I personally think there's more in the for camp. But since they can be never be bothered to do this, the anti camp will lead the debate, and do so.). If you only dislike the EU cause Britain ruled the waves once, and we hate the French etc.. Buy yourself a poster of a big bussomed girl in a Union Jack bikini to masturbate furiously to, because it may be a bit too late if we slam the door on the continent and perhaps retrospectively wish we hadn't been so hasty to do so, a few years down the line.

Tuesday 23 November 2010

Does Littlejohn Think Homosexuality and Paedaphillia are Interchangeable

Just spotted this one from Littlejohn on that Sharia Schools thing, about how his naive schooldays were so perfect in the innocent olden days of yore.

"We didn’t even know what homosexuality was, even though we’d been warned to steer clear of that chap who was always hanging round the swimming pool."

Hmmm that sort of sounds like an implication that being a gay man means that you have an unhealthy interest in young boys. So it's not too surprising people may be a bit sceptical at the sincerity of comments from Littlejohn such as this:

"Though homosexuality wasn't exactly my idea of a night out, I thought it outrageous that gays were subjected to discrimination in areas such as employment, housing and pensions.

I've always argued in favour of civil partnerships."

He couldn't possibly be making that up.

Review. "Martin Durkin. Britains Trillion Pound Horror Story"



I nearly didn't watch Martin Durkins "Britain's Trillion Pound Horror Story", and indeed I put it off. Not because I don't know a lot about economics (not that that stopped Durkin from this documentary!) and I'll just end up feeling thick, but because he wrote "The Great Global Warming Swindle" which was a bit shit. But no; it was there on 4oD and that was that. It pretty much confirmed my worst fears. In the spirit of lousy polemic documentaries it had shitty production values, it was unfunny, it lacked focus and had those god awful "sketches" to make the points it was trying to make. And in the spirit of all bad documentary films, it threw out straw men all the way through, and was so blatantly partisan it totally undermined any valid debate it was trying to make. He also had a scene where kids "protest" about us lot racking up debts that they will have to pay off, by having them rattle off slogans they had obviously just been told to say. Hmmmmm. In short I expected the worst, and wasn't let down.

Durkins film purports to be about the dire state of the nations finances. It seems that not even accounting for the banking crisis -it is a sorry story indeed. We are 4.8 trillion pounds in debt, which translates to £77'000 per person, or a stack of 50 pound notes 6561 miles high! Although he does say that the official figure is much lower, at 1 trillion. The extra amount is calculated by taking into account other factors such as future public pension liabilities, which does beg the question of how do you class future entitlements as the total public debt, before the people they are meant for have even claimed them? I had further questions about his economic analysis. In one scene he describes the debt by using a metaphor of a bath left running, with George Osbourne's cuts as using an egg cup to try to drain the water. He also highlights the risks of governments trying to print their way out of the debt by increasing the circulation of bank notes, which increases inflation, and in the extreme cases can cause what Geoffrey Howe calls "death of currency" as what happened in 20's Germany, and could be exacerbated by the creditors raising interest rates. Durkin seems to see the economy of a country as like a persons bank balance, an essentially fairly closed system. He never mentions who we are in debt to. Who is in debt to us? What is coming into the country? Would it be even in our creditors interest to see us go under? (see what's happening in Ireland) Economies are a much more open system. I'm not saying that the debt is not trouble (it is certainly to be worried about.), Durkin is just not explaining the bigger picture.

Durkin now tries to state his theory on why this debt came about. He claims that it is down to successive governments bankrolling an expanded client state. He claims that the private manufacturing sector are the only true wealth creators, and they are overshadowed by a large public sector who are economically parasitic (and as Durkin implies many times, largely a bunch of overpaid wasters who can't hack "real" work.) and funded by a government who can only raise taxes and borrow money to fund them. The large service sector has little to offer, as they can't export much. Thus our wealth creators are losing out to the debt creators, and that is why we are in this situation. I don't want to expand on the minutia of this argument as there are thousands of economic essays which explain this sort of thing a zillion times better than I could, but this does highlight Durkins straw man approach. Public workers can create wealth by proxy for instance. Say a doctor heals an entrepreneur, or a fireman saves a burning shop, or police confiscate dodgy goods. Again economics is not that much of a closed system. This is sort of the limits of the economic discussion on how the debt arose. From this point on the polemic mutates to the real point it wants to make.

In some ways this documentary is structured like Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11". The title being a bit of a smokescreen to create the launchpad to allow the creator to turn it into a personal pet crusade. In Moores case it was the Iraq war, Durkins is to promote his rigorous deregulated free market "all tax is theft" economy philosophy. That is why all his "Taxpayers Alliance" and "Adam Smith Institute "friends" get so much airtime in the documentary. The crux of his argument focuses on two locations, Durkins native North East and Hong Kong. So let's look at what he says about the former location first.

Durkin highlights the fact that the North East has high levels of people working in the public sector (around 60%, up to 77% in parts of Wales) and has a declined industrial base. Durkin and his buddy from the Taxpayers Alliance or whoever wax lyrical about how the North East had a strong industrial and manufacturing base in the late 19th to early 20th century, when the state made up about 10 percent of the workforce, and how this raised prosperity in the UK. They conveniently don't mention the great poverty that existed as the flip side of all this, and the protectionism the British Empire employed (2), minor omissions like that. They bemoan that the manufacturing base moved elsewhere where it became more profitable, after the two world wars and the increase of the state, and this is one of the problems of their uber free market philosophy -it looks great on paper, but we are not just an unthinking economic experiment, but a living human society. There is no doubt that this kind of economy can generate wealth, but it brings a host of other problems. Those shipyards shut down because it was cheaper to "outsource" their services overseas, where they could pay less emancipated foreign workers peanuts, and get away with cutting corners in the less democratic nations, compared to the relatively well paid and unionised British workers and it's democratic rules. Likewise Britain of the 19th century didn't have to bother (though much private charity did happen) as much about workers shitty pay and conditions as they had much less electoral say back then. It is inherently unstable. The unfettered free market takes advantage of an unliberated workforce (is it unsurprising that monetarism was first tried out in the Chilean police state of the 70's) - society gets richer and they demand more voice - they get more say and higher wages and representation - companies move elsewhere to undercut them with a new unliberated workforce -repeat the cycle. In short the increase in public sector jobs and service sector ones is a response to the loss of the industrial ones, there was simply nothing else to put in their place. A democratic society cannot just let swathes of its people being left without any real access to jobs. I'm not saying this is a perfect solution, but it is hard to see what would be an alternative. Textbook example of how a means to an end becomes the end in itself, and with that lets travel to the far east, to Hong Kong.

Durkin thinks we should be more like Hong Kong, with it's shiny skyscrapers (3) and it's free market economy, apparently considered the most free market of all. He again forgets to mention that HK has one of the highest gaps between rich and poor in the developed world, that the health service and the neat looking transport services are publicly funded monopolies (which he said were the road to shitdom in the UK), and that outsourcing to China is begging to happen. That Hong Kong - unlike the UK is a small city state, as we have seen the spreading of wealth in an ultra free market economy doesn't always travel everywhere, you can only do business in Hong Kong, in Hong Kong. And this is the root of the flaw (IMO) in Durkins and his Adam Smith institute friends argument. They see the totally unregulated free market as almost a magical force of nature that will always work wonders by virtue of what it is. In short it has become an article of faith for them. The invisible hand exists to these people, as a kind of fiscal version of the force on Star Wars. It binds us surrounds us, and can make you a shitful of dosh if you just grab it. In reality it is just an economic system, one of many. It can generate wealth obviously, but so did the command economies of the USSR in the twenties. They become unstuck when they become the end in itself, economics is ephemeral, things change to affect them, sticking doggedly to a system without reacting to whats going on around will eventually land you in trouble.

I don't want to say much more about the documentary, or delve further into economics. Quite simply there are shed loads of people who have forgotten more than I know about this type of thing, and are well worth reading for a more in depth account. But there was one comment on the documentary I thought that was telling "Taxation is theft", that sounds more a philosophical statement than an objective one. And in the end I feel that about Durkins theory, it owes more to ideology than a practical way to solve a financial problem.

(1) This is a nice little summary of the Economics of Hong Kong, and some of the problems of the economic system Durkin espouses.

(2) This essay has an interesting account of the way the Empire operated its economy around the time.

(3) We can take a tour of Hong Kong without going there courtesy of Google maps Street View. Hong Kong is on there. See firsthand if Durkin is being overly generous or not.

Monday 22 November 2010

Bashing the Bishop Pete of Willesdon


Bishop Pete of Willesdon, bloody Willesdon? Do they have an Archbishop of Wythenshawe? A Vicar of the parish made up of the Burger King on the Northbound Trowell Services on the M1? -. I digress. Bish Pete is officially the most horridest man in Christendom after he made some stupid comments on Facebook about the royal family, Katie and Williams wedding likely lasting seven years, Chas's ears, the royals being a bunch of philanderers -and a tasteless joke about a princess and a bridge column in a tunnel in Paris (I made the last one up by the way). Why do I mention this preposterous story? Well Melanie Philips; Peter Oborne; Richard Littlejohn, and some prat no-ones ever heard of on the Torygraph blogs are saying that this [Anglican] godbloke; who has made republican comments as well - should be sacked as technically the Queen is a sort of his boss (what about God?? Is she like the Department manager and he's the MD or something?), and he swore an oath of allegiance to her, so technically he has committed the ecclesiastical equivalent of slagging his boss off online. This is all interspersed with how republicans are just a bunch of mean minded; disloyal killjoys, blah blah -who should just shut their faces. So much for the ostensibly libertarian Torygraph, yeah free speech if you sing to the right songsheet more like.

It's not the unedifying and slightly weird "reverential" forelock tugging that seems to be going on with some of the conservative commentators response to our royal betters tieing the knot, that bugs me about this story, though I do hear "get a fucking grip it's 2010 for gawds sake!" screaming in my mind with some of the coverage this weddings getting. No it's how they are reacting to an institution [The C of E ] they supposedly revere as an essential part of our "Judeo Christian bedrock values". In case they haven't noticed the C of E is dying on its arse a bit at the moment. The guys comments were a bit in bad taste yeah, but come on! The C of E is losing followers. Joe public loses interest with stuff like this. It's trivial. It really highlights the bubble some of these people are in in regards to the role of the Anglican church in regards to modern Britain. It is almost pitiable to see these guys getting worked up at the "harm" this is doing to the church. Yeah it causes harm, it shows how out of touch it is, getting worked up about it. People won't want to know. Kick this bloke out! Yeah it's not like the C of E is having staffing crises is it? Do get a grip.

And on a final note. As I said his comments were a bit of a case of republican sour grapes. But I know that some of the homophobic comments from that same institution are a lot worse, and are directed at people who don't have the material trappings of bishop Petes targets either. I wonder why these commentators (I'll let Oborne off the hook) don't get half as worked up about that sort of sentiment?

Friday 19 November 2010

They're (Not) Banning Christmas. Part 1


We're not even in December yet, and the "You can't celebrate Christmas because it might offend Muslims" stories are beginning to creep in the newspapers, like a festive equivalent of reindeer shit at the bottom of a Christmas stocking. These stories will never go away - ever. They are as much a part of the festive season as mince pies, crackers and a fifty minute episode of a popular comedy that is passed of as a "Christmas special." This one concerns light displays in Rochdale that were put up to celebrate both Eid and Diwali being kept up alongside the traditional Christmas lights. In short a non - story. I think it is a rather touching move on the part of the council, I don't know why it is just - nice. It's an unpretentious non patronising and understated inclusive thingy that is quite a pleasant touch. In short you'd have to be a bit of a tit to object. So try telling this to perennial muppet Philip Davies; Tory MP for Shipley (not in fucking Rochdale):

"I’ve no idea why local authorities up and down the country are so ashamed of celebrating Christmas.

They aren't. Get your facts straight.

‘All this kind of pussyfooting around is done in the name of not offending other people from other faiths.

‘But it tends to be done by white middle-class people with some kind of bizarre guilt complex."

I'm pretty sure Davies is just taking at face value, secondhand information about a story he knows nothing about. I actually believe if you told him that the full moon offended Muslims in Britain as it was an affront to their symbol, so in response Burnley council are going to sell their own town to China to buy enough antimatter to blast it to a permanent crescent shape -he'd believe you, and give a really nice soundbite for the right wing press into the bargain.

I'm sure the Daily Star will exercise that rigorous impartiality in regards to a "Muslim" story, that only a downmarket tittyfest run by a prono wonk can achieve.

"CHRISTMAS IS HIJACKED BY MUSLIMS AND HINDUS"

Or not. Yet more lies to pander to racist boneheads. All we need.

This is pretty ominous stuff. There is simply no amount of integration or meeting half way that minorities (especially Muslims) can attempt that will seemingly stop this kind of stuff. Or any cross community project that is sneered at as "political correctness gone mad, sucking up to Muslims". Is it simply that you are damned either way? These sorts will simply have a pop whichever way you go? What a bunch of pricks.

Merry Winterval.

Tuesday 16 November 2010

Comments on SFDebris "Prime Directive / Dear Doctor" Videos



SFDebris; or Chuck Sonnonberg is the Ebert and Siskel of Youtube Star Trek reviews. His insights to the series and his witty critiques of the various shows are really second to none. That odd looking lad blubbing about Britney Spears this ain't. Watch his videos now, get your friends to watch them, get your family to watch them as well, even your pets. Even if you haven't seen Star Trek watch them! They may not mean much in that context but hey. Now back to the crux of this post. SFDebris nails on the head exactly how a well intentioned and well known key philosophy of Star Trek lore went from a sound philosophical reaction to the mistakes made in our world to a hideous parody of its original self that ended up on occasions matching and suppressing the evil it was supposed to combat. That is the Prime Directive, Star Treks Federations non-interference directive. I want to see how this code that was supposed to portray an enlightened attempt to alleviate suffering actually resulted in suffering from inaction on several occasions by analysing SFDebris videos and commentary with some of my own thrown in. Intrigued? - well read on.

Anyone familiar with Chucks work will know that the Enterprise episode "Dear Doctor" is one of his most well known written reviews, and was one of the most requested Youtube reviews. Everyone has their "Yikes" moment with a Prime Directive story (well especially in the later ones) when the directive was taken to such extremes you just had to question the face value assumptions of the infallible "rightness" of the PD. I crossed the Rubicon with the TNG episode "Homeward" where some made up science caused a planet to lose it's atmosphere thus killing the pre -industrial population, (don't worry some get rescued) which under the PD would have to happen lest their culture be contaminated. Now you might have thought that these guys may have had bigger fish to fry, than someone dicking about with their culture, when - oh- THEIR FUCKING PLANETS ATMOSPHERE HAS VANISHED INTO THIN AI...., I MEAN; SPACE!" That's a level of philosophical devotion I find hard to relate to (to put it mildly). However in SFDebris case he highlights the ENT episode "Dear Doctor" as a prime example of all that went wrong with the application of the PD.

In summary "Dear Doctor" is about a bunch of pre -warp aliens called the Valakians who are dying of a genetic disease. The Enterprise crew discover a second sentient species on the planet called the Menk, they are less intelligent and are not afflicted. The ships doctor, Phlox discovers firstly that the genetic disease will render the Valakians extinct in 200 years, and in addition the Menk are on the verge of an evolutionary leap in intellectual growth.* Saving the Valakians (who are on an evolutionary path to extinction) may disrupt this leap. In the end Captain Archer and Phlox withhold the cure so nature can take its cause. Chuck objects to this episode on two fronts, the first being that for all Phlox and Archer protest about not playing god, they are doing just that! Withholding a vaccine to a people who are destined to die in some evolutionary grand plan anyway, and secondly that the episode treats evolution as something with a grand conscious plan for us all, and not just a blind process by which natural environmental processes alter gene frequencies. Let us be clear about this, Phlox has all but signed the Valakians death warrant on the basis of raw speculation about how things may turn out, and by applying pseudoscientific theories of evolutionary predestination into the bargain also! Sorry Valakians you are the weakest link. Goodbyeeee!

Like SFDebris I agree that the P D is in principle a good idea. As he said it probably arose from a mix of revulsion to the extremes of the Truman doctrine, when even the most vile of tinpot barbarians could get a load of cash and weapons if they got themselves called "anti - communist" , and how the conquest of the American continent was carried out. There are many instances where something like the PD would be both moral and enlightened a thing for explorers to heed. A non interference directive. Not unnecessarily dicking about with less advanced cultures, interfering in wars that don't concern them, not giving less advanced peoples technology they can't handle. These are sensible rules that both benefit explorer and explored. The problem with the application of the PD, which snowballed towards the VOY/ENT end of the franchise, was that it mutated from an enlightened philosophy grounded in pragmatism to theological dogma, and from that evil flows.

The latter examples of the PD gone awry are a textbook example of sensible rules being corrupted by rigidity and dogma. Like Chuck says, the PD must be enforced no matter what, no mitigating circumstances. The PD is good and just, because it is the PD, general order one! No involvement that [they] might cause harm, in any circumstances at all! This kind of mentality is why religious dogmas can be so harmful, when you apply absolutist rules to an arbitrary world. To quote SFDebris:

"this kind of thinking assumes that the Prime Directive was a divine being or something, that it has a plan, and who are mere mortals like Janeway and Paris to question it? It is, in fact, merely a rule created by human beings. Not to say that it isn't an important rule, since there is much justification for it (such as preventing exploitation of undeveloped systems). But that doesn't make it an absolute, that there's never a reason to ignore it."

We see this mentality in some religious dogmas today. I'll highlight one of them as an example. The refusal by Jehovah's Witnesses to give blood. In antiquity this aversion to "misuse" of blood was likely based on a misunderstanding of what blood was on the part of people who had no knowledge of advanced biology. Think of all the purity and hereditory metaphors associated with blood. They must have seen blood as some magic life giving fluid that when spilt from the body (a lot of violent death back then) is responsible for supping the god given life energy and death.This is wholly inaccurate but we can give them the benefit of the doubt. It was seen as wise back then not to handle blood willy nilly. However society has changed since then and this view of bloods properties is pretty inaccurate, however still JW's ignore this and insist on denying the effectiveness of blood transfusions, and worse still may allow someone to actually die than have a transfusion. This is when a law written by man is taken to such ludicrous extremes that an absolutist law is upheld even to the extent that it is based on an obsolete understanding that bares no resemblance to reality -just because it is a law, that is always virtuous, because by virtue it always is!

The second failing of the PD is summed up as:

"The biggest excuse, and the one Janeway trots out here, is that you don't know what the consequences would be. You could make things worse. Granted, going in and stopping a war could be a really sticky problem, but using this as a justification for allowing millions or billions to be incinerated alive? With that kind of logic, you should never get involved in anything. If a person is trapped under a piece of fallen masonry in an alley and calls for help, ignore them. After all, if you save them they could go on to marry and have children, and one of those children could wind up growing up and joining a group of whack-jobs and helps them plant a nuclear warhead in a major city, killing tens of millions of people. Or maybe they'll just live a long and happy life. You don't know, but under the reasoning of the Prime Directive disciples, it's better not to take that chance"

To take another real life analogy. If the Haiti earthquake had happened in the Star Trek universe and if we took the PD to the standards applied above, then there would have been no relief effort at all on the part of Starfleet. I mean what happens if this was a turning point in history? What if the poor people of Haiti, standing in the smoke and rubble of their homeland, are spurned on by adversity and the fact that an earthquake devastated them - to transform their island into a industrial powerhouse, then a global empire, then a natural disaster stopping galactic federation rapid response squad? Lest anyone anywhere ever suffers from geological disasters. Thus by helping them their destiny is screwed. In reality of course we know no-one seriously would take that point of view. How do you know any of that will happen? That is sheer speculation. Like Chuck says we would be paralysed be fear to do anything at all if we took the attitude above. We are humans who can only see the here and now, we don't have the prescience to take the stance above, and to think otherwise would be the height of hubris as Riker says. We have to be motivated by compassion and pragmatism and in reaction to current events, what else can we go by?

Chucks videos show how the PD became more zealously applied as the franchise progressed. As we see; both Kirk and Spock agree that telling the Yonadas they live on a fake looking asteroid is a lesser evil than letting them all be wiped out. Spock says it is logical to do so. It was certainly the moral thing to do. The Yonadas are a sentient people with hopes and dreams, and are irreplaceable if they are rendered extinct, being told they live on an asteroid may be upsetting, but it's better than being dead. Likewise when the original crew warned the (ostensibly) primitive Organians about the dangers of Klingon occupation, and how the Feds would help them to develop their society by providing schools and improved farming techniques, in exchange for joining an anti-Klingon alliance. It could be argued that this was chauvinistic and patronising, but it was [from their point and ours] preferable to slavery and brutal occupation under Klingon rule. Society is ephemeral and situations can change and this reflected that. Things are already going downhill when Picard and his crew have that hideous straw man argument about saving the doomed society, Riker's "height of hubris" comment is comically circular reasoning. Then we get Janeway and Archer taking the PD to its fundamentalist, absolutist conclusion. The logical end point of a law being so rigidly applied, it actually causes more harm than what it was set up to prevent. Man cannot (IMHO) proclaim to have an insight on this destiny / nature / the greater scheme of things / the cosmic plan - circle the appropriate one, indeed I'm personally doubtful there is any great plan at all (but that's just me and another topic entirely). In fact I do wonder did someone like Stalin think that "greater destiny" called for the Kulaks to disappear when he was lying awake in bed at night?

It's actually kind of ironic that such a rigorous interpretation of the Prime Directive actually goes against the spirit of exploration in Trek. If your going to seek out new civilisations on a manned ship you are going to have to interact with them at some point. I would have thought Starfleet would have taken a similar view to this as the puritanical Lady Whiteadder in Blackadder II did to parties. "Where there are people, there are people to fornicate with!" What about colonising or exploring planets? A disrupted bit of bacteria could be a civilisation in the making that has been snuffed out. If your going to take this kind of rigorous attitude, I'd really stay at home and hide!

We never learned what happened to the Valakians. I don't know if Chuck is right and they became the Breen, and the Menk the Pakleds. But I do remember Tacitus (well obviously not personally remember!) commenting on so called "civilised" people not putting their money where their mouth was, when he proclaimed that the Romans made a desert and called it peace. I wonder if a philosopher from those last remaining Valakians thought similar of Starfleet. "They let us go extinct and called it high mindedness"