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Friday, 31 December 2010

Guilty Because He Looks A Bit Weird


I have no idea if Chris Jeffries killed poor Johanna Yeates, and I am sure no one else knows exactly who did kill her (except for the killer) at the moment either. But isn't the amount of insinuation about the man from both the press and from general conversation (I overheard one woman say he must be guilty as he has a "paedophiles face". Really) really quite unsettling, way beyond what should be appropriate for the current stage of the enquiry. Apart from the controversy about him (or not) reporting Johanna leaving her flat the day she vanished, the accusations that he might have done it include:

*He is a "Peeping Tom" (well that was some blokes wifes opinion anyway. Not that the Mirror didn't let it stop them printing a "Jo suspect is "Peeping Tom" headline.)

*He has a daft hairdo

*He made former tenants wife "uncomfortable."

*He entered said flat (of which he was landlord) without asking

*He had mucky fingernails.

*He likes poems (he's an English teacher.) and got wrapped up in reading them aloud.

*He looks funny.

*He had a strange coat.

*Some of his former pupils called him "Strange Mr. Jeffries."

*Some other pupils thought he was gay on the single basis of him not being married.

*He read poems by writers who were obsessed with things like death (Also known as nearly everyone who writes poems.)


*He let out a flat (Johanna's flat) to a fellow teacher 12 years ago who was done for sexual assault of a minor years later.

*He was a bit eccentric, and people who commit murder on telly are always eccentric.

Stuff like this is not very helpful. It is way too early in the enquiry to start muck raking about a bloke who let us make this clear: - MAY NOT HAVE ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING BY THE WAY! A slightly eccentric English master at a posh school is certainly nothing new, and being "a bit strange" doesn't immediately mean you have a propensity to strangle young women to death, and all the "psycho poses" like the one above don't really change that.

Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Petitions to be Debated in Parliament. A Gateway to Mob Rule, or A More Open Democracy?


This plan to allow the most popular online petitions to be debated in parliament - a Tory election manifesto pledge - has been given the go ahead by the coalition. Naturally this has unsettled some who see it as a potential road to mob rule, however the government and the reasoning behind the plan claim it is a way to reconnect with voters who feel increasingly shut out and alienated since the expenses crisis broke last year. A chance to kick start democracy and parliamentary enthusiasm to a jaded and indifferent electorate. Critics say it will end up meaning that parliament will be honour bound have to debate supporting / opposing wacky petitions such as making Jeremy Clarkson prime minister (50'000 signed that e-petition, the minimum limit proposed is double that.), or making the Jedi a recognised religion, and so forth. Or that these petitions are often rather based on the ephemeral fickle desires of the electorate. These are legitimate concerns, so we must ask; will this idea be a good or bad one?

My own personal answer to this question is yes. It will be both a good and bad thing. Mass participant democracy is so multifaceted and fickle and nebulous it can't be much else. The positives are that the plan is certainly democratic to a degree. It also has the benefit of being able to bring transparancy to the arguments of the proponents and opponents of controversial popular issues such as membership of the E.U, capital punishment and immigration (I guarantee at least one of these will be at the head of the list of stuff to be debated.) in parliament being forced to up their game and fight their corner in the public debate on these issues, raising public awareness of the pros and cons of each. Sometimes lots of people may have strong views on this kind of stuff, but little working knowledge of how these would be put in practice. Hopefully this kind of debate could give laypeople insight into how the mechanics governing a country actually works. It could also reassure an electorate that issues that may be popular talking points in the public sphere, but are seen to be "ducked" in the Commons are now being debated (though we must emphasise that they are "only" being debated and are not full blown referenda.)

Now for the downsides of the idea. Surprisingly the issue of stuff like the "Clarkson for PM" petition having to be debated is pretty minor. For one thing the criteria around the new petitions is more robust, and it would take about 5 seconds to reject it if it was put through for debate (Clarkson says he doesn't want to be PM for a start. Debate over.) There is the risk that parochialism, short term gain at the expense of long term goals and appeals to popular prejudices and xenophobia may become more prevalent. (though that may be seen as acting in the course of popular democracy) That there will be more soundbites and appealing to raw populism. Almost certainly we may see "astroturf" campaigning where petitions ostensibly started by "the grassroot public" will have bigger interest groups behind them, who can use these things to their own effects (and can call it the "will of the people"). Ditto for those right wing libertarian groups who mask their dislike of a certain form of regulation as "climate change scepticism". They will likely slow decision making and the parliamentary process, as the various debates of the pros and cons eats in to Westminster's time. I can see various back bench MP's stirring up these petitions of their own making to pursue their own eccentric obsessions (Don't be too surprised if Philip Davies tries getting a "Ban Political Correctness"* petition started. I could see Nadine Dorres doing this kind of thing as well.) And lastly they could actually make people more dejected at the state of our democracy. People may end up being a bit pissed off when their large petition that they signed; say on leaving the EU, doesn't get them the referendum (and cross channel divorce into the bargain one would presume) they were so keen on, as the Eurosceptic John Redwood explains in this blog post here . As we see the practical issues are not as clear cut we may think. Time will tell I suppose.

*Banning Political Correctness may be both fairly popular and could seem to be an easy thing to achieve. But then we remember that PC is just a vague adjective for a bunch of stuff / people / regulations some other vague group of people don't approve of. Even debating what passes as "PC" and "Non PC" could be wrangled over for ages. I'd hate to think how this would then be translated into workable laws, which could be wrangled over for even more ageser. Ditto for the inevitable calls for bans on "Elf - N -Safety", "Non Jobs" and "Worthless Degrees" How do you translate abstract terms to solid laws? Answer not very easily.

Monday, 27 December 2010

Christmassy Thing


I should have posted more over the past few days but I have been sick as dog with some cold virus seemingly everyone in the North of England went down with as well. It also didn't help just spending about 36 hours of this weekend sitting there doing little more than eating Celebrations and drinking cans either. But even I managed to be shaken into some form of stunned lucidity on Christmas Day by seeing Matt Lucas blacking up on my TV screen, running around in Stanstead Airport pretending to be a female Afro Caribbean coffee shop assistant for a mockumentary on a fly on the wall look at an airport (Come Fly With Me BBC 1.). He even did the wacky Jar Jar Binks accent too. I mean actually fucking hell! Naturally this all went down like seven pounds of dog shit in a jacuzzi with critics and viewers.

Great call guys!!!

Thursday, 23 December 2010

Ding Dong Merrily on High and Dry.(See what I did there?)


A few years ago I worked at a major UK supermarket, we'll codename it ASDA as that was what it was called. ASDA used to be closed only four days a year, Christmas Day; Boxing Day*; New Years Day, and Easter Sunday. Well now it seems all the major supermarkets (except our local Morrisons) are now opening on Boxing Day, so the workers have one less holiday day at Christmas, and that it sad.

Christmas serves an important function in our society. Now I am big time atheist, Jesus was no more the son of God, as Arthur Askey was. The Nativity may be as factually valid as an episode of Buck Rogers, but that doesn't mean we should just do away with it. Now I'm a cynical misanthrope who lives in a dirty bin lid and swears incoherently at passers by, and even I manage to capture some of the Christmas spirit, you'd have to either be very miserable or currently Tyrone of Coronation Street not to even let a little of the festive spirit rub off. A good natured affirmative group celebration like Christmas is good for us all, a time to realise life isn't all work and practical stuff, that human existence should be life affirming. And getting presents is a bonus too! In short Christmas is everything the ultra free market isn't.

A young woman on Facebook has fallen foul of this extra opening day. And she was understandably put out. It just seems wrong opening the supermarkets on Boxing day, and you got that sense from her comments. I mean come on! Will these mega companies really go bust if they allow their staff (who often have young families, who are now deprived of the company a loved one at Christmas) two days off at Christmas. This is precisely what bugs me about ultra free market advocates (who incidentally often seem pretty protected from the arse end of this kind of society.) reasoning. It may generate wealth**, but it doesn't generate human wealth so to speak. These aren't inanimate units of production, but human workers with desires and lives and families, and a desire for emotional comforts and the comforts of home and hearth and whatever.*** That is perhaps why I have a soft spot for Christmas. It stands as a long standing bulwark against the free market fundamentalism that may have made us richer but not happier. But will the day itself come under threat? I have heard (but have no verification) that some US superstores do open for a few hours on the 25th now. Bugger.


*Pretty much every year I was there there were rumours that this was the year they'd take the plunge and open Boxing Day.

**No I'm not a communist by the way. The free market has its uses, but should not be a societal end in itself. To quote David Starkey "It remains true as always, people are motivated by more than just market forces."

** It has been argued that some people are so lonely at Christmas that they would welcome them all being open on the day as they would at least have a shop assistant to speak to that day. This always breaks my bloody heart when I hear it. Perhaps we should try to change the factors that allow people to become this cut off as an all year round project, rather than making it a reason to open stores on Christmas Day.

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Information for the New Year, and Transporting Stuff that Was Supposed to be on this Blog to a New One.

I did say a few weeks ago that I would be doing some reviews of several episodes of Sci Fi shows on this blog. However I just don't feel that they "fit" in here somehow. They seem out of place on a broad brush blog that devotes most of the time to currant affairs, popular pseudoscience and taking the piss out of the Daily Mail (all indeed enjoyable pastimes I might add.) I don't know where they fit in on here overall. Now I did say when I started that stuff like that would be put up, but it hasn't really happened. But then again I was just making this whole thing up on the fly, and most of the stuff I still put up is largely spur of the moment stuff that happens to tickle my fancy at a given moment. However the desire to review the episodes of a few sci fi shows close to my heart has never left me, and indeed in 2007 I had some bare bones reviews of the Star Trek spin off Deep Space 9 put to paper, as it was being shown on syndication on Virgin 1 (Channel 1 as it is now known) at the time. Indeed taking a leaf out of the expansion of Chuck Sonnenburgs superb SFDebris reviews to blip TV has spurned me on even more. There is a lot of personal enjoyment for me in mulling over shows that ran through my formative years. So I have decided to put them all together on a separate blog I intend to start up some time in the new year. It makes more sense that way, and not just on a blog seemingly established to picking holes in Peter Hitchens opinion pieces. After all there is no rule to say you can't have more than one blog on the go.

So the shows I intend to review will probably start with Star Trek Deep Space Nine (Seasons 1 to 7 concurrently in viewing order), then the Trek Movies, and Babylon 5 after that. After that, who knows? It's a lot of telly for sure. But I think something like that needs a separate, more specialist blog altogether. I'll start setting notes up at Crimbo, and put the details up on here before everyone is too pissed to be physically capable of reading anything at all as New Years Eve kicks in to gear.

Happy Days.

Sunday, 19 December 2010

Peter Hitchens Accuses Mathew Parris of Misrepresenting His Veiws, And then Does Just That to Bob Ainsworth.


Peter Hitchens has got into a bit of a right old ding dong with Matthew Parris over him apparently misrepresenting his views on homosexuality on some debate they had. He has used his blog and column to continually call on Parris to apologise to him in a very public manner. It has the ring of a bit of a creepy spurned lover [on Hitchens part] being a bit weird and obsessive to their former partner. I half expect Matthew Parris to write to Peter telling him to back off and get over it. Something like:

Dear Peter

I know you got hurt and all, nut please man get some perspective. I also know that you have been breaking into my house when I am at work at the Times, I know that you are upset and all but please stop rifling through my draws and trying on all my underpants. That's crossing the line old boy. Take a holiday, Fallaraki is cracking this time of year. Eric Pickles got so pissed last year he tried to have a fight with a fruit machine and then fell asleep on the main road, pissed himself as well, it was proper funny! You'd love it you old rum cove!

Kind Regards my old mucker

Matt.

To be fair having what you said being misrepresented is not nice. I could see how he would be put out by it. So I'm sure that Britain's most supreme arbitrator of right and wrong in the entire world would never misrepresent the views of someone else, after he was peeved that it may have happened to him?

Er no:

Hitchens is cheesed off at Bob Ainsworth for calling for the legalisation of drugs. Now on its own that isn't exactly a big shock, Hitchens is very anti drugs legalisation of any kind. Now that in itself isn't a crime. Drugs is a hot political potato, as a polemic columnist he has the right to proclaim his view on how drugs should be handled, indeed he wouldn't be dong his job otherwise. It is how he attacks Bob Ainsworth that I feel is unfair:

"But they will earn him the curses of parents whose children’s lives have been – or are yet to be – ruined by drugs, and of a society which will find out too late what it is like to live in a state where pleasure and self-stupefaction have driven out self-discipline and the work ethic.
What, you may wonder, leads a middle-aged white-collar trade unionist into the wacky world of drug legalisation?


(You're a fucking journalist, find out by reading what he said then.)

I have no idea. Was it something they discussed during those meetings of the International Marxist Group that Mr Ainsworth once attended? Or is the moustache a giveaway?

Like so many of his age group, did Mr Ainsworth see the 1967 release of Sergeant Pepper – and the druggies’ anthem A Day In The Life – as a seminal moment in the cultural revolution?
Does he imagine himself sitting among the Fab Four, suspended above reality atop a sweet-smelling cloud? It would explain a lot."


In light of what is said by this article, and that saying a mans moustache means he must be an evil communist usurper is the most stupid thing ever committed to a blog in history - this seems like an unfair assessment of Ainsworths comments and why he supports legalisation. When you hear about the appalling violence in Mexico that is down to fighting the war on drugs, and the successes in Portugal which has taken a much more liberal approach to policing drugs, then he is absolutely bang on to put the case for liberalising the drugs laws (aren't politicians accused of all sounding alike anyway?). Hitchens wants to portray the pro legalisation lobby as a bunch of selfish hedonists who want to legalise drugs so they can sit on a beach spliffed up at 4 in the morning, discovering the most profound existential answers by staring for a long time at a deck chair. Might some people actually come round to thinking that prohibition is actually causing more harm than the drugs they are supposed to stop? Saying that Ainsworth wants either a stupefied population, or wants to legalise them to smoke pot and pretend to smoking a spliff with the Beatles on cloud is dare I say it;- misrepresenting what he actually said. And we all know that is bad, especially if you are demanding an apology from someone you said did just that to you.

Friday, 17 December 2010

The "Teach Both Sides" Paradox on Climate Change, Darwinism Et Al, In a Nutshell

Professor Brian Cox off D-Ream highlighted the dual paradox that faces hot scientific potatoes such as climate change or evolution, where the mainstream scientific consensus of experts points extremely heavily in favour of both, but popular layman consensus can be divided and highly contentious, often flying in the face of the experts view. The problem is twofold, firstly in the interests of "balance", media orientated directors or journalists / editors will "promote" the other side either they think that showing both sides of the story is the fair and just thing to do, or plainly out of a spirit of contrarian irreverence to piss off the "establishment". This route is not a solid way to take into account that one of the sides could plainly have got the facts wrong. The second is more controversial. If say climate change proponents point out that the "deniers" don't have a leg to stand on, and have dodgy evidence, and thus have no scientific or factual basis to claim equivalence and equal air time, well they end up looking like they do have something to hide, at least to those laypersons looking at the issues. What are they so afraid about in debating the issues? Unfortunately not seeing the vigorous academic scrutiny and peer review that became the scientific consensus that gets put out. That is why we end up with public scepticism being much higher than those of qualified climate scientists. (75 percent in the UK think AGW is happening. 97% of scientists think the same, and every scientific body of international and national stature.)


This paradox is summed up superbly (but unintentionally) in a blog article by Alex Singleton, a journo from the Telegraph, not a paper to deny airspace to a AGW denier - about an e-mail circulated at Fox News about putting out "both" sides of the AGW debate

"From: Sammon, Bill Sent: Tue Dec 08 12:49:51 2009Subject:

Given the controversy over the veracity of climate change data……we should refrain from asserting that the planet has warmed (or cooled) in any given period without IMMEDIATELY pointing out that such theories are based upon data that critics have called into question. It is not our place as journalists to assert such notions as facts, especially as this debate intensifies."

Ostensibly this e-mail sounds pretty reasonable, and I can see why Alex Singleton may think that this is a good approach to take in regards to climate change. However, and this was Proffessor Cox's point. Although Bills attitude towards the role of journalism may be admirable and well intentioned in regards to something like the scientific consensus of climate change, it doesn't really fit the approach to take on scientific issues that have been researched. I have no problem with them saying that some do criticise and disagree with the consensus on AGW, but they are not saying how much criticism there is, and how is a very small minority, mostly composed of laypeople and has no real standing at all in the harsh world of scientific peer review and evidence based research. That is the point Cox said, this outlook to scientific reporting may seem fair, but it is giving pseudoscience airtime that is totally unwarranted from a research sense.

Singleton then brings up a point that highlights an important gap in the often humanities based background of journalists, and the research work of science:

"wonder if the journalists writing attacks on Fox realise that these sort of advisory emails are frequently sent around the staff of Left-wing establishments, declaring that “ethnic minorities” must henceforth be called “minority ethnics” and that no one may be labeled a “gypsy”. Anyway, do take a look at the email, and you will see the absurdity of the criticism:"

There is an important distinction between this example and the climate change e-mail. The former is about appealing to sensibilities and not hurting peoples feelings. It is a subjective thing, you can't really quantify it or measure it. It is essentially a matter of opinion. The latter is about a subject that is researchable and researched, a tangible scientific phenomena, and is subject to evidence based research, almost all confirming AGW is real. I think some journalists like Singleton are so used to the opinion piece and the polemic, they seem to think that science works like their world. That they all meet up in the "Science Establishment" once a year and create a "bible of science" in their little society. He backs my suspicion up with:

"It sounds to me as if Fox News is making a conscious effort, if I may use their catchphrase, to be fair and balanced. What a pity that the Left, like fanatical fundamentalists, regard global warming as such a sacred doctrine that they cannot permit anyone anywhere to criticise it."

See he sees it as "doctrine" and "left wing". That AGW research consists of nothing much more than a bunch of Guardian readers in the North Pole or whatever. And thus why popular reporting of science is in such a dismal state. I don't want to shut AGW deniers up, or send them to prison. But I don't think they should get away without the public being told that there is almost nothing to their claims. That not all counter claims are as valid when you research them. In practice we all do this anyway, when David Icke said he was the son of God he got laughed at. Why? Because even without the benefit of objecive analysis (though you are welcome to try) we knew that the ratio of he is Jesus, to he's nuts was 0.00001 : 99.9999. Likewise for all Singleton may talk about fairness, does the Torygraph give ample credence to the claims 9/11 was an inside job. Ditto, it's barmy.

No-one is saying AGW deniers should be silenced, but they should be judged by the veracity and accuracy of their claims, which don't stand up too well. That isn't an attack on free speech.

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

The Mail Likes to Condemn the Moral Depravity of Todays Society, But then they Also Like to Show Images of Nubile Young Women . But Which is Worser?

The Mail likes to seize on any occasion to show how today's society is going squarely down the bumcrust foetid pan of Lucifers disgusting spiritual lavatory, so it is unsurprising they have got on their high horse about Rihanna and Christina Aguillera doing the following sort of routine on the X - Factor finale



However they also know that a large portion of their readership are retired lower middle class slightly bored men who have a bit too much time on their hands as well. So they have to get around the double standard of being both morally outraged at these brazen hussys baring their bums (and nice ones they are too. Sorry getting off track there) and bappage on a pre watershed show, but at the same time do a double paged splash of totty for the boys without calling it page 3 stuff. So we get this hilarious "warning" accompanying the pictures about why they were obliged to print them which highlights the Mails hilarious hypocrisy and the often fine line between disapproval and titillation there is around this sort of thing.

"WE APOLOGISE TO READERS BUT YOU HAVE TO SEE THESE PICTURES TO UNDERSTAND THE FURY THEY'VE STIRRED."

Superb!

It's obvious that just writing "Some people were upset that half a dozen young nubile women with not very much on bent over some chairs, and performed suggestive poses on a pre - watershed programme" would never be sufficient to describe what happened. That only by showing the photos could a retired prison officer from Formby work up enough moral outrage to go in the back room and let off steam by having a w.... er... no I mean by writing a strongly worded letter to Simon Cowell.

Probably best to leave it there!! "Have to see these pictures" my arse. Or Christinas or Rihannas.

Saturday, 11 December 2010

Was Frankie Boyle Out of Line About Harvey Price Yes. Should Channel Four Censor Him No.


Frankie Boyle is in serious danger of becoming a parody of his original self. His once scathing wit seems to be rapidly descending into just saying anything as "controversial" as he can think of just to generate as much shock value in his act as humanly possible. If there is any greater satirical or ironic context than the superficial gratuitous shock value on offer in his current stand up routines then it is hard to detect. Boyle runs the very real risk of becoming a crude caricature of his currant persona and running his career smack bang into a solid dead end. His latest act has got him into hot water with Katie Price (AKA Jordon.) who is understandably pretty pissed off with Boyle as he had the following to say about her disabled son Harvey in his C4 show:


"Jordan and Peter [Andre] are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey – eventually one of them will lose and have to keep him."

He then promptly turns it up to 11 when he says:

"I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter – she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from f***ing her"

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Understandably this has become a talking point about what should be deemed as acceptable material for a stand up to include in his act. Are some topics just to hot for the microphone? Should stand ups face censure for controversial comments about minorities such as disabled children? The question becomes even more pressing when after Jordan complained to C4 with the threat of legal action, Ofcom announced they intend to pursue the complaint with an official investigation. This does raise the age old question, does free speech have taboos that should never be broken? And the additional question should Boyle be censured or even punished by law for what he said?

My own opinion on his comments is that they are unpleasant, they are a cheap attempt to push the boundaries just to get a shock horror response without any greater context or subtext to the routine in question. It is the stand up equivalent of running into a supermarket, grabbing the Tanney and shouting "fuck c**ty bollocks" at the top of your voice. Not exactly highbrow humour. Now I might not have much time for gratuitous shock humour, but that is only my personal taste, and people are free to laugh at this kind of stuff, or incorporate it into their act if they want to. However there is one important factor with the choice of target that shouldn't be overlooked. It has been argued that Jordan takes every opportunity available to stick her and her lovers, and her kids in front of the cameras, and she should take the flack for this, and that if she is willing to indulge in the light of publicity she should be able to take the flack that comes with it, thus Boyle was in effect doing just that. But Harvey has no say in what his mum does, nor will he ever be physically able to have a say in the future. Nor was it a social commentary on Jordon being a screen whore as C4 tried to make it out as. And lastly it wasn't even that funny, so it's not a case of really crude stuff being passable on the virtue of it being a good joke.

But the argument for banning Boyle, and indeed other comedians from telling jokes about taboo issues is another argument all together. When you start laying out what people can and can't say (short of slander, incitement to violence etc.) well you are on a road to pretty murky territory. Freedom of speech is one of the greatest gifts we have in our society, and I don't mean the sort of freedom of speech until someone says something I don't like variety that seems popular. So no he shouldn't be censored or threatened with legal action, nor does taboo subjects not have a place in comedy because people are a bit iffy with the subject. Some of the greatest satire such as the Brass Eye paedophilia special and Jerry Springer the Opera used extremely controversial issues to satirise the often double standards society has towards these issues, a context that Christian Voice and the Daily Mail writers appear to have missed at the time. But I'm afraid Frankie cocked up a bit by making lousy jokes about a disabled kid who can't fight back just to "edgy", and he is rightfully getting flack for it. Just because you can say a thing (and I emphasise he shouldn't be banned from telling jokes) doesn't mean you should do it. You might want to have a barney at your girlfriend, but would you do it her grans funeral? So in a nutshell he made some badly thought out comments, made a prick of himself and actually succeeded in making me sympathetic to Katie Price for once. But if he was prosecuted for what he said, then I'd be the first supporting this foul mouthed Proclaimers lookalike. Ah well.

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

My Thoughts On Corries 50th Anniversary Tram Crash Explosion


The 50th anniversary of Corrie has lead to the writers to commemorate the occasion by attempting to do what is known in filmmaking jargon as an attempt at "Jumping the Shark", and to give them credit they pulled it off pretty well. I mean it's not like these people are accustomed to filming "Die Hard" for a living, but that aside, the Corrie Tram crash over Leanne and Peters bar (I've forgotten what it's called and can't be arsed googling it.) was pulled off pretty well I think, and that got me thinking. This scene cost about one million pounds to film, that is equivalent to about under a minutes film time of "Avatar" and "Revenge of the Sith", but it was more exciting than any scene in those films. A magic tree falling down in Alpha Centauri and a lightsaber duel on a volcanic world were outdone by a pub with dodgy gas fittings blowing up, and a fake tram landing in a pretend paper shop in a studio in a city in the North. I would well imagine that both George Lucas and James Cameron would have spent ten times as much on a scene like this with the resources they have. They would have set up all the right camera angles for optimum viewing position for the audience. Spent months setting up CGI shots and hired trained stunt men to do the leap on the ground as the concussion from the explosion hits them. It would have been choreographed, crisp, too perfect. And that is the problem with some of these big budget films. The Corrie scenes were done on as lower budget, with less sophisticated technology, but it seemed more real. There was real rubble and fire and chaos. It was more arbitrary with the demands on time and budget constraints (and it was also an outdoor location shoot -well the scenes inside the wreckage aren't, - which brings up other problems), it was in short more realistic and exciting, as that is what these sorts of things are in real life, chaotic and out of the blue, messy. It felt real as nothing on Avatar or the Star Wars prequels, which sprung from the binary code of a graphics program did. As Red Letter Media accurately said, a little bit of the magic was lost when CGI overkill came into play. It's all a bit too clean and perfect to be plausible.

A good example of my theory that less can sometimes be more was in another soap "Emmerdale". They jumped the shark with a plane crash, but because of the low budget they could show little of the actual event. The explosion was seen in the reflection of a car window, and a burning line torch dangled off the side of an unseen filming truck was supposed to be one of the burning wings of the doomed airliner landing on the road into the village, and that worked surprisingly well. In reality something like that would be totally out of the blue, a totally surreal experience of a rain of fire descending on the hapless village arbitrarily raining carnage from above. If Emmerdale had had 20 million to do that scene and today's FX tech, I don't think they could have matched the simple effectiveness of those scenes.

As with a lot of Corrie it is the little things in the script, and the high standard of writing that makes the episode. It looks like goodnight Vienna for Sunita, I defy anyone to have remained stiff lipped when Dev broke down with guilt admitting she wouldn't have been in the shop at all if he hadn't made her work a shift instead of going to the hen do. Or how they are prolonging the suspense by having them trapped under all that very unstable rubble that I have a feeling will not be standing for much longer. It's guesswork figuring out the other two may be who have a one way ticket to soap heaven. Or a clever scene when they are so wrapped up with the main explosion, they don't realise a surrounding house is on well alight until they feel the heat from the window, who else is unnaccounted for?

It's pretty exciting stuff I know that.

Sunday, 5 December 2010

Martin Durkin VS Brian Cox (That Science Bloke From D-Rream)


Martin Durkin isn't a happy bunny. The physicist professor Brian Cox from D -Ream did a lecture on the BBC about the role of television programmes in promoting science, and in relation to this - how television documentaries presented by both scientists and documentary makers handle contentious scientific issues. I won't summarise too much on what he says as the entire 40 minute lecture can be found on this link. (The specific bit containing the furore I mention and Durkins documentary are in the second part, but I recommend watching all of it, it is a very concise and thoughtful look at how TV and science should be handled.) Cox explains the tendency of TV and journalism to provide "balance" on contentious scientific issues, which can lead to the elevation of junk science as somehow equivalent to the rigorously scrutinised scientific consensus in the eyes of the lay public. How a polemical "maverick" can pass flat earth science as somehow fact based in evidence based research, when it is largely opinion from unsolicited sources. Cox is obviously troubled by how increased "vetting" of sources and the veracity of the material may be seen as some kind of censorship which could harm the reputation of science. It is certainly not the case that Cox is advocating himself as some latter day inquisitor ready to silence a latter day Galileo for pissing around with his heavy balls off a steeple tower as James Delingpole and Martin Durkin may have you believe, as they blow hard on their toy trumpets.

Durkin is upset because Cox showed an excerpt of his documentary as the kind of "bollocks" that he was on about. That it may be seen as a factual piece and not as a hypothetical piece of "polemical cack" that may be a more accurate moniker. (To be fair Cox doesn't directly say it is the latter) Durkin then responded with a rebuttal he christened "Big Daft Cox" which really sums up the childish and petulant name calling Durkin seems so fond of (1).

Durkin, like Dellingpole is not averse to resorting to passive aggressive abuse of someone who has the temerity of questioning the validity of the climate change deniers science, he even gets a Godwins in early as well. (which the deniers never hesitate to point out is one of the cardinal sins of the "warmists", on every fucking occasion.) Guys if you are going to put your heads above the parapet expect some "critical" feedback. No-one should be afraid of critical analysis if they are as certain as they say they are. The response uses the typical tricks of the pseudo science trade.

"This year’s BBC Huw Wheldon lecture was delivered by pop star and celebrity-physicist Brian Cox, who was telling us how science should be reported on television.

Brian looks like a rebel. One of the kids. He has long hair and wears a T-shirt under his jacket. But appearances can deceive. I’ve met countless grungy greens who are every bit as censorious and freedom-hating as the most well-ironed Nazi."

The taking stuff out of context swiftly follows.

And, as it turns out, Brian is about as rebellious as Captain Mainwaring. He says it’s the job of documentary makers to relay to the public science which has been approved by the scientific establishment.

He didn't say that. He said scientists doing these documentaries should point out that the currant body of scientific evidence backs up their claims, and that laymen polemics, or the people responsible for these documentaries should be honest in saying "look this is just my opinion", or "there is no peer reviewed evidence to support these claims." He does not say that polemic pieces don't have a place, and for that matter neither do I.

"The logic of his descent into censorship went like this (it so often does): Science is really important – just look at the need to combat global warming. Government funding is therefore vital. And television ‘has a big responsibility to get the science right’."

Combating a potentially serious threat to the climatic welfare of the human homeworld is sort of a big deal. I know that Delingpole and Durkin think they are being all rebellious and clever by defying the "madness of the crowd", but based on what? Climate change scepticism is growing, leaders seem more inclined to go with that sentiment as well. They better be right about their "campaign for truth" or their may be serious consequences for society.

"He admits that his argument ‘does sound rather authoritarian’ and asks himself blithely towards the end, ‘Have I been led to an Orwellian conclusion? … I don’t know.’"

Well no. He never says stuff like "Swindle" should be banned. Just that the viewing public have a right to know that documentaries like Durkin's was counter to the rigorously scrutinised scientific consensus (which I must emphasise is NOT the same thing as conventional wisdom) that currently exists on the subject. That his views were his own and not based on peer reviewed scientific sources. I don't see this as any less dictatorial as product manufacturing guidelines being made to publish accurate data about their product, and what in reality it is or isn't.

Durkin really starts firing on all cylinders now.

"His special worry is global warming. The problem appears to be this. Lots of people don’t believe it. Despite the fact that there is almost total acceptance of this ridiculous theory in the media, many ordinary people just don’t buy it."

Firstly it wasn't exclusively about climate change. Secondly, yes there are lots of people who don't believe it. Many ordinary people (who don't have advanced degrees in climatology I might add.) don't buy it . But nearly every scientist in the field does!! People are of course free to believe what they want. However I think people deserve the right to have the objective evidence for and against presented to them, with transparency in the veracity of varying claims on a contentious topic. I do think we have an odd situation going on here when there is such a discrepancy in the views of the lay public and the scientific observations.

"So if some scoundrel (like me) pops up and says the science behind this garbage is bunkum, the scientific establishment – Cox & Co – become furious."

Rule number three of a climate change denier. Play the "voice in the wilderness" taking on the "establishment" card. Cox wasn't ranting like a loony anyway. If you are going to espouse a view that flies in the face of decades of painstaking research, and call it bullshit, expect a "robust" response!

"And I know to my cost what it’s like when they turn on you."

Yeah they pay you lots of cash to look at big skyscrapers in Hong Kong on a boat, and look wistfully at the Angel of the North. (2)

Durkin now turns his fire on the peer review process that is designed to ensure that a paper is rigorously scrutinised before being published in a respectable scientific journal.

"Peer review happens when an article is submitted for publication to a science journal. The editor doesn’t know whether the author is talking out of his hat or not, so he sends it out to other scientists working in the same field to (anonymously) pick holes in it. If the others say it’s fine he’ll print it. If not, he doesn’t.

"Peer review is at best imperfect. At worst it’s a rather nasty form of censorship within the scientific community. Good papers are frequently rejected. Rubbish is often printed."

Oh Martin! Where to start. The editor may know about the topic for a start, at the very least they may have a background knowledge of science (does tend to help if you edit a scientific journal). Secondly anonymity helps guarantee a fairer environment for scientists to lay into a paper, and not to cause fall out by either knowing the author or each other. Thirdly the editors don't just either bin or print. They can say that the author must perhaps cite one source as conjecture, or remove a dubious source prior to publication. Or rewrite the article to a higher standard and print it at a later date.

Peer review is obviously imperfect, all systems designed by man are. But I challenge Durkin to come up with a better alternative.

The fourth canard of the climate change denier is the "It's all a conspiracy to set up a new socialist world order" argument. Hence he starts to claim:

"Their reputations have been built on certain theories (like global warming). Their grant funding depends on the wide acceptance of these theories."

"Cox and his chums in the scientific establishment love to portray themselves as simple well-meaning scientific folk. But as anyone who has experienced the wrath of the scientific establishment will attest, it’s a significant political force, bullying politicians and beating up critics."

"But science is incredibly political. Whole careers are built on, and the funding of entire institutions depend on certain ‘scientific truths’, or as they should be called, ‘funding excuses’."

"Global warming isn’t just the best funding wheeze they’ve hit upon since the Cold War."

This claim that it is all some big con dreamt up by the "establishment" (3) to tax the schmucks like us never makes much sense to me. For a start it hasn't worked. If as they say; it was all a big conspiracy - did no legally binding treaty get formed at Copenhagen by the socialist brotherhood or whoever? Shouldn't they run with it? Secondly the modern scientific method doesn't work that way, and is much more adept at spotting woo than in the past. Popular climate change studies have been around for a few decades, if the ACC theory had been as riddled with holes as the skeptics claim, it wouldn't have survived long enough to become as "orthodox" as it is. A sort of survival of the fittest of ideas occurs. Intense scrutiny would have rendered it to the wastebin of bad ideas about 25 years ago. Finally as a tool to "scare" the public into punitive taxation it is a lousy scaremongering one. Politicians have used flat earth tales to bullshit the masses, but they have two major things that allow them to be used to this effect that AGW doesn't. Number one they appeal to popular prejudice and misconceptions, and number two; they are abstract and objectively hard to prove. Methods to combat AGW far from appealing to popular sentiment are often inconvenient and unpopular such as increasing the cost of flying and petrol. And AGW can be studied and researched, it is tangible, not some abstract subjective threat.

The debate about man made climate change may seem to be a scientific spat, it is not. It is politically motivated. If you listen to a denier for long enough, the real reason they oppose the ACC theory eventually comes out:

"What’s more, the political views of scientists are inevitably, profoundly coloured by their almost complete reliance on big state funding. Predictably, most of them have the trite anti-capitalist worldview that almost always go with it."

" It’s also a repository for all the green, middle class anti-capitalist prejudices which are part and parcel of the Western intellectual worldview."

Is it unsurprising that both Durkin and Dlingpole class themselves as neo-liberal libertarians? The anti-ACC movement is highly ideologically motivated, so don't think ill of me when I consider them a tad hypocritical to sneer at the majority of scientists who do support the ACC theory as valid, as only motivated by politics and special interest. Perhaps some do actually value objective research even if it doesn't fit in with their world view.

(1). Durkin reputedly fell out with a geneticist who criticised the material in "Swindle" and called him "A big daft cock" So the title of the riposte is quite ironic.

(2). See this post on the "Trillion Pound Horror Story."

(3). "Establishment" is a conspiracy theorist buzzword. You don't have to split hairs about who is part of the nebulous "establishment", it sounds all X-Files, and it protects you from being sued for libel if you name names.

Thursday, 2 December 2010

Turn the Grinchometer Up to 11. I'm Pretty Glad Ivan Got the Beautiful Game.

I really am a kind of the Grinch of sport. I loathe it, I hate it, I want to kick it's athletic face in. I won't humour it, or lamely try (and fail) to get in the sporting spirit with stuff like the world cup. I want to pop all the footballs, burn the cricket bats, single handedly vomit the entire worlds supply of the sporty energy drinks into a big hole that leads directly to the very bowels of the Earth itself. Sport; and footy in particular is rubbish, and that's all there is too it! I am so averse to the cult of football, that I may actually end up living in a hermits cave on a hill, where those children who wear football kits at the beginning of matches will point and sing mocking songs about the miserable and weird creature who resides there every at every World Cup event with only his despair at the whole vacuous awfulness of footy mania as his only companion. So with that cheery assessment out of the way, it is not entirely unsurprising that I'm not beating my own bare back with a big heavy chain in some archaic grief ritual at the news of Russia winning the bid to host the 2018 World Cup.

Nothing hammered home to me the extent to which footymania had established it's iron foothold on the heart of the nation was when I took a walk around my neighbourhood on the day of the game that England were ejected from this years World Cup. I was quite literally the only person on the streets when that match was broadcast. This was a glorious summer Sunday afternoon, not a cloud in the sky and there was just me. It was then I realised just how much on the periphery of British society militant footy loathers like myself are during this event. Most non footy fans seem to make their deal with the soccer devil, or at least pay lip service to the event. I might like to think I was flouting convention by sticking to my anti soccer credentials, but trust me there was no-one paying any notice, the beautiful game takes custodian of most souls in the end. You are truly on your own during the World Cup. It was like being a survivor in 28 days later, but with less death and suburban zombies obviously.


This is just the kind of mania that grips the nation during a World Cup occurring overseas. Imagine one over here? There would literally be no escape. I would be a cornered lamb with a dodgy hind leg trying to evade a pack of growling wolves who hadn't had a square meal for a good while - totally screwed. I would have had to have entombed myself in a concrete bunker, cut off from all outside contact lest I go completely insane from overexposure. So as unpatriotic and mean spirited as it may sound, I am glad Russia is hosting it. They are welcome to have it as far as I am concerned. I know that there is going to be some major league corruption and backhanders going on behind the scenes whilst all this is going on. I also know that if the stadia aren't finished on time, the foreman won't just get a hostile Sun article as he may here, but will likely have a nuclear submarine sent round to his house as incentive to tighten the pace of construction a bit. But you know, there we are, it's a cruel world. That may sound like mean sentiment, but what would you expect from the Grinch?